Eating the balls

[Perryville]

The only woman with a mouth big enough to get my whole sack in it would be Julia Roberts.

[SirWagginston]

The only woman with a mouth big enough to get my whole sack in it would be Julia Roberts.

Haha, I thought that, too. I always thought my penis size was average... I'm not getting a ruler for you. My balls are kind of ridiculous, though. If they weren't so sensitive, I would consider using them as a club.

[Perryville]

I'm no King Kong, but I've a pretty good sized package, both ways, and I just can't see any woman sucking my whole bag like a gumdrop.

[qwertz]

why any woman would want to put the whole lot in her mouth anyway is beyond me.

[vashti]

Just out of curiosity, we have had a ton of threads about a male's sensitivity to penis size... are males also sensitive about the size of their testicles? Is bigger considered better amongst you guys?

[Perryville]

I actually wish mine were smaller. I ride horses, motorcycles and am outdoors a fair amount of time with livestock. A steer kicking you in the nads isn't pleasant. Or a big fish flopping around in a charter boat. Smaller nuts, smaller target.

[SirWagginston]

Bicycle rides just aren't the same.

[Gigabitch]

And here I thought I was bad when I saw Palin talking to them, and I thought: "Oh it's the next Who's Nailin' Palin porn... Who's Nailin Pailin 2: Palin vs The Teabaggers"

Maybe she'll teabag Glenn Beck for our amusement.

[all alone]

I present to you... Teabag Tanya.