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    I'm glad anal isn't my thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeartIsAching View Post
    Well, there's an opinion.

    Seriously? You whimpered apologies to your dick?! Do you apologize to your finger after picking your nose?
    My finger and I aren't best buddies. And it's a proven fact that boogers are less disgusting than feces.

    And actually.. the whole "put your penis through a hole through which shit passes and there will always be some shit left regardless of how much water you pump through there" is fact. The rest is opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gratedwasabi View Post
    My finger and I aren't best buddies. And it's a proven fact that boogers are less disgusting than feces.

    And actually.. the whole "put your penis through a hole through which shit passes and there will always be some shit left regardless of how much water you pump through there" is fact. The rest is opinion.
    I think Australian comedian Frank Woodley would argue that in some circumstances boogers are more disgusting than feces. He had a joke about crossing lines and when telling the joke the audience was much more comfortable with the idea of him having dog poo in his pocket than a balled up booger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gratedwasabi View Post
    My finger and I aren't best buddies. And it's a proven fact that boogers are less disgusting than feces.

    And actually.. the whole "put your penis through a hole through which shit passes and there will always be some shit left regardless of how much water you pump through there" is fact. The rest is opinion.
    Really? How great of a buddy would your penis be without your fingers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeartIsAching View Post
    Really? How great of a buddy would your penis be without your fingers?
    The same. I would just have really dirty couch cushions.

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    Also worth noting, despite all my "eww, gross" talk.. if a chick was like "Hey. I've never had anal. Want to throw it in there?" I'd have my pants off before she finished speaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gratedwasabi View Post
    Also worth noting, despite all my "eww, gross" talk.. if a chick was like "Hey. I've never had anal. Want to throw it in there?" I'd have my pants off before she finished speaking.
    throw it in there??? I don't think any chick would ever say that :p

    Gives the impression you're tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

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    You should ask her a few more times. I'll look forward to replying to your sob story on the Broken Heart Forum.
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    Keep in mind that those who engage in anal on a regular basis are very prone to relying on Depends (diapers) the rest of their life starting around age 60. The anal muscles stop working properly when used inappropriately. Anal cancer is also prevalent in those who engage in anal sex. If she says no, respect her wishes, it's her body. Stop asking if you want her to stay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aiea View Post
    Keep in mind that those who engage in anal on a regular basis are very prone to relying on Depends (diapers) the rest of their life starting around age 60. The anal muscles stop working properly when used inappropriately. Anal cancer is also prevalent in those who engage in anal sex. If she says no, respect her wishes, it's her body. Stop asking if you want her to stay.
    Where's your proof.

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    I agree if you are telling her it wont hurt and she'll like it, ask him to return the fav with somethin up his ass. My bf wanted to and it pissed me off so bad i could barely concentrate while we were in missionary. All i kept thinking was im not good enough...plain and simple fact here: its not where its meant to be, and its an exit not an entrance!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abn25 View Post
    All i kept thinking was im not good enough...plain and simple fact here: its not where its meant to be, and its an exit not an entrance!!!!!
    He wants to put it in your ass and the first thing you thought was that you weren't good enough? What the hell are you talking about?

    I hope you don't give him blow jobs because penises were not designed to be in a woman's mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aiea View Post
    Keep in mind that those who engage in anal on a regular basis are very prone to relying on Depends (diapers) the rest of their life starting around age 60. The anal muscles stop working properly when used inappropriately. Anal cancer is also prevalent in those who engage in anal sex. If she says no, respect her wishes, it's her body. Stop asking if you want her to stay.
    Unless you have a link to scientific data - stop spreading internet rumor as fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Where's your proof.
    I think the jury is out. Every time I look, here is another opinion about it.

    Wiki cites risks: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Health_risks]Anal sex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/url] (I realize they aren't a medical journal)
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    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    He wants to put it in your ass and the first thing you thought was that you weren't good enough? What the hell are you talking about?

    I hope you don't give him blow jobs because penises were not designed to be in a woman's mouth.
    For some women the idea that a man wants to stick it up her arse instantly makes her think 'what's wrong? Am I too loose for you?' and considering most guys want to use the arsehole because it's tighter, it's not an unreasonable first thought.

    And when my fiance asked for anal I told him he could have anal once and no more BJs or he could continue to put it in my mouth. He opted for the mouth.

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