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    Lol, nope. It's good sitcom material!
    Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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    Do chicks go for correctional officers?
    Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love'sReject View Post
    Young stud. But evidently that wouldn't be me so even IF that were the case with the hot MILF on the block, I haven't a snowball's chance..
    BS... Siffler's mom had no such pickiness within her needs.. afterall she ravished young Finch. Not exactly a studly specimen if ya ask me.
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    Yeah, you're right. Movies are very life-like. ESPECIALLY "American Pie"...
    Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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    More life-like then your life, anyway.


    ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
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    ....ouch.
    Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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    ... sowwwy ...

    Remember though, you are what you eat. You too could be "Finch" if you put your mind to it.
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    Hm, I am Cup Noodles and cereal? Nice to know...

    Well, I only have about 3 years left to potentially be a stud..Once I get a job this summer, I do plan on buying this fine piece of home workout equipment I saw on TV...I also thought about taking some kind of martial art, like krav or something..
    Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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    Uhm... being considered a "stud" doesn't have much to do with looking the part you imagine in your head. Finch was a stud... in every real meaning of the word.
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    Really? Hm...I imagined studs had limits, like being no older than 26...and they had to be ripped, never wear shirts and wear gay little jeans..Ugh.
    Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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    Your pre-conceived ideas hold you back.
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    Or, my awesome imagination would make for great fiction! Actually, I plan to join a creative writing club next semester. Hopefully they'll understand my work and not give me the boot...
    Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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    Actualy you should go and try. If you have the confidence to touch you can have her. But kindergarden wont work.
    I seen 14-15 year old guys flirting with milf and she seemed flattered.

    Infact my classmate kissed our teacher(we were like 17 at time). He said he had a dream when wants to kiss her. I said " Dont think - do it" Then he went for it and our teacher sudenly went all blush and started to hide away like shy girl but he still did it. Never seen mature woman act like a shy little girl before.

    The bottom line is - if you have the confidence then you can do whatever and get away with it.

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    New question: As I just saw "vaginas" mentioned in another thread, of all the porn I've seen, I still can't say I've seen a vagina close enough to really tell what it looks like. Can someone draw a diagram on here for me? And when they spread, does it get really disgusting? Like, you can see their insides? My God...going down on women in theory (according to mine, at least) is disgusting beyond belief!
    Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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    You're such a little boy still.
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