Weight gain and don't know it!

[misombra]

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

lol, good one.

[kalupe]

i should prolly get married then if that helps women gain weight. xD

[Miss hotty]

LOL you'r not going to get me to do that just to gaine bloody

[jurupa]

i should prolly get married then if that helps women gain weight. xD

Uh have a kid, smoke, drink, and you should gain the weight.

[kalupe]

to make it short, i'll just have to ruin my life. yes? xD

[Miss hotty]

No i wouldn't go that far to put on weight

[kalupe]

haha, me neither. friends have joked a lot bout how it's hopeless and i should just get myself pregnant. lol. they can really be nice and helpful sometimes. -.-

[Miss hotty]

Yes can't they

[kalupe]

Okay we're so far from the real topic now.. thanks to me. lol.

[Miss hotty]

LOL yes just a bit

[kalupe]

haha oh well, going back to the topic..i think it's best to just tell her upfront. just say it in a non-offending-way..or maybe just find the right words so you dont crush her. she prolly know she's "fatter/meatier" this time, but dont make her think she's fat and ugly.