Masterbating in the work Place

[bluesummer]

Hm. I don't think I could masturbate at work, but I could definately have sex there.

In my last year of hs they caught this kid jerking off behind a curtain on the stage where his drama class was taking place only 20 feet away. Poor kid. He never heard the end of it.

[blue]

I have done it at work early in the morning, in front of the reception desk their are big glass windows we did it right there and then in the kitchen it was exciting but probrably wont do it again, but who knows.
I dont recall any one jerking off in school though now thats definatley has to be embarrassing

[nomas]

Has anyone gotten off while they are at work?

Wht re you tlking bout, blue...this is ridiculous.. OF COURSE we've ll done it. Tht's why some keys re lways so sticky on the keybord nd don't wnt to work properly...

ok ok so i will admit that no one was in my offic ethis weekend and i have full access to the internet and i did. It was fun and exciting and i hope there ar no cameras. Ok fine i did it sevral times.
I havent been getting any so i just thought and well i did.

Which reminds me...I visited you at work..

Did I wash my hands we shook hands?....

I could have used this info before I had my next meal, blue.. Thanks alot!

[blue]

NO no nomas this weekend was the first time and becasue of my soon to be future carreer im constantly washing my hands sometimes ill sit at the sink like im scrubbing in for a case its crazy!!!!
Who here dosent wash after masterbating?

[nomas]

NO no nomas this weekend was the first time and becasue of my soon to be future carreer im constantly washing my hands sometimes ill sit at the sink like im scrubbing in for a case its crazy!!!!

I was just messing with you, blue...come on, you know me..

Who here dosent wash after masterbating?

*slowly raises hand half way, looks around and retrieves hand*

[blue]

nomas i know it was all just in fun and Nomas u just made me laugh out loud to myself thank you!! lol

Nomas,
u Masterbate? No way

[artyemi]

lol.

::hand out Purell::

please guys (those of who who didn't raise your hand), keep this next to your computer.

and sex at work must be fun and exciting, huh?

[nomas]

nomas i know it was all just in fun and Nomas u just made me laugh out loud to myself thank you!! lol

Nomas,
u Masterbate? No way

Ha ha, blue..you made me laugh out loud to myself too!

Silly, blue.

[Illusional]

masterbating in a place that you should've have been in the first place.. all i can say is that some people lack self-control.

raverboy

[whaywardj]

I am a sperm donor. Masturbating IS my job.

[artyemi]

okay.. i just posted some self-incriminating pictures of nomas.

keep him away from your toy animals.

(now, i assume he's given me permission, since he asked if i was going to post.)
(nomas, any objection, i shall take them off)

[Illusional]

him and the sheep?? tsk tsk tsk.

raverboy

[artyemi]

tsk tsk tsk.

that's all i can say as well.

[Illusional]

well everyone has their favorite animal. if it's sheeps, then let it be sheeps.

raverboy

[nomas]

I took kindly to the pony too, if you'll notice..ha ha.

It's all good, Cho, I put up a pic of you on the bike too,..next I'll put one up of when you fell on the dirtbike, ha ha..just kidding, I didn't take any pics then...I missed it.

But I hadn't seen the pics, I guess I'll see them when I get up there.