Jerked off in 1 minute 6 seconds

[whaywardj]

Yech. This thread sounds like a bunch of monkeys throwing feces at each other.

[XFactorNo9]

I've done it in under a minute.

I was in pajama bottoms and my balls itched... but then I had this urge to just keep scratching them. I remember looking at my clock (not with the timing thing in mind... but i just did). Anyway, scratching quickly became intense rubbing and when i finnally blew my load, I wasn't even hard (although i was getting there), and the minute hadn't even changed on my digital clock. I was like "holy shit!"

That's my fastest... i figured i beat a world record or at least a personal record... so i never cared to attempt a speed wank ever again.

[whaywardj]

Alright. We're gonna need videos of ALL this masturbating just to keep everybody on the up-and-up about their times. Ladies, you can send your videos to me.

[Lisa123]

why not about girls masterbation?

[misombra]

uh, i think you left out the verb in that sentence.

[lilwing89]

i already beat you dude!
32 seconds is my record.
on like an almost full erection
some reasons why i mightve got it so fast, im a really fast jerker, i play guitar(lol), and im left handed? i dont know if these things affect it..

[Steve2004]

how does playing guitar allow you to cum faster?

[lilwing89]

how does playing guitar allow you to cum faster?

You tell me, I'm just wondering the same thing...but I found out on Urbandictionary.com, that guitarists are the fastest wanksters in the world.

IM A WANKSTA

[Junket]

Actually I'm left handed and I use my right hand to jerk off.

Dunno why.

And I'm actually relieved you beat it, cause I hate wastin' my jerk sessions on quickies, as they tend to be far and fewer between, I prefer to savor them.

[Steve2004]

...i always thought a wanksta was a the term for a white gangster.

[Junket]

...i always thought a wanksta was a the term for a white gangster.

Laguna comes to mind...

[lilwing89]

...i always thought a wanksta was a the term for a white gangster.

thanks for ruining the joke....ASS!

[lilwing89]

Actually I'm left handed and I use my right hand to jerk off.

Dunno why.

And I'm actually relieved you beat it, cause I hate wastin' my jerk sessions on quickies, as they tend to be far and fewer between, I prefer to savor them.

really? thats strange with the whole left/righty situation....i tried it with my right hand but i just feel like a retard is jacking me off...

but hey, i play guitar right handed. which is just the left hand jacking off the guitar if you wanna get jiggy with it.

[Junket]

really? thats strange with the whole left/righty situation....i tried it with my right hand but i just feel like a retard is jacking me off...

That's how I feel when I try to jerk it with my left.

So bizarre.

[Steve2004]

thanks for ruining the joke....ASS!

no joke to ruin, because it WASN'T FUNNY ass

Actually I'm left handed and I use my right hand to jerk off.

that's kinda like me..but..not in terms of jacking off...obviously. uhh. but like..throwing stuff, and batting in baseball. stuff like that i only use my right. The only thing i use my left for is writing. i also have the mouse on the left side of my computer..so writing and clicking is left.