Gay questionare...
1. Would you say that you are more gay than others? Y N
2. Do you feel the need to say that you are not gay, even though you really are? Y N
3. Do you prefer gay porn over gay sex? Y N
4. Do you prefer shopping with a group of friends over shopping alone? Y N
5. Do you think you pay too much to get your nails done? Y N
6. When waxing, do you prefer a scented wax? Y N
7. Do you prefer to read the New York times over Jocks with Cocks? Y N
8. Was the last time you had sex with a man more than a month from today? Y N
9. Was the gay sex you had over a month ago great? Y N
10. Don't you feel that you're not gay? Y N
If you have answered Yes to 10 or less questions, or No to 0 or more, you are gay. If you bothered to read up to this point of the survey, you are gay. No matter what you choose to answer on this questionare, it still makes you look gay.
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