lol damn that is so true!Originally Posted by carpflounder
lol damn that is so true!Originally Posted by carpflounder
lol damn that is so true!Originally Posted by whaywardj
I was just going to reach into my pocket and pull the flower out. If it were summer id just grab one while we were walking along and give it to her. Thank goodness its cold enough for a jacket or id be screwed.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
I'd keep my "flower" in my pants for awhile. At least for the duration of the first date. 'Specially if it's cold. That could be embarrassing in more ways than one and, likely, not lead to any screwing at all.Originally Posted by Ratfish256
Speak less. Say more.
Originally Posted by whaywardj
Haha very funny
It will be in my jacket pocket, far away from there.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
You sound pretty smooth in the first place with the whole pick a flower while were walking thing.... Anyway, I have alot of success with flowers and girls, 2 flowers is always better then 1, normally different colors. Its mentally symbolic, and as much as its been out-dated, opening the door for them on your truck, buildings, homes, etc. Makes you look like a gentlemen.
At all times you must be focused on making her think your a gentlemenm, girls love to ask about how far you have gone, and with who. The best way to answer any sort of these questions is with "What gentlemen talks about women on such a personal level?" It will keep them guessing at what you have done, and leave them with confidence that you wont tell anyone about what you do with her...... haha right, naive girls.
Save the stories of what you did with the girls for your friends =)
Last edited by theguy; 04-10-05 at 11:37 AM.
Diamonds are a girls best friend.
"Diamonds.....That'll shut her up" - Tater SaladOriginally Posted by Lloyd95
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis
Diamonds are expensive.
EDIT: Cubic Zirconia are a girls 2nd best friend.Originally Posted by Junsui
Except for that one girl here a while backOriginally Posted by Lloyd95
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis
LoL you mean the one who's husband ordered her wedding ring off yahoo?
Oh yeah; she was snooping and just happened "to find it". That was funny. I guess she has since moved to that third world country, or wherever her bf wanted to move and start a combine.Originally Posted by Tone