What you enjoyed today

[lahnnabell]

Just got done swimming in my neighbor's lagoon-like pool with my friend and her two little boys. Now we're going for lunch. Days like this make me so happy I'm staying in San Diego.

[the_robot]

Coding like you is a waste of my time.

Actually, if you could code half as good as he does, you'd be pretty well-served.

[the_robot]

and you are his PR manager?

come out of the closet already

I don't know what a PR manager is, but I have seen Nick's code and it's better than most.

I like the closet, it's warm and comfy.

[the_robot]

is it true that his code is "the most beautiful and cleanests"?

Well.. it is clean.. I find hard to define code as "beautiful" though.

[Sonrisa]

Well.. it is clean.. I find hard to define code as "beautiful" though.

well, you two, three, four, enjoy his code while i get myself out of YOUR way

[Sonrisa]

I enjoyed high quality four course Japanese today with some close friends.
I started with some soup and a salad, and my appetizer was beef tataki with ponzu sauce. Then I had a bowl of high quality white rice, and my main course was chicken goma. I had a nice Sapporo with my meal.

In addition to that, I bought a new graphics card for my desktop and a really nice joystick for flight simulation.

And now I have to pussy-proof my room before I pick up the pothead girl who is currently drunk. Looks like I might be getting laid tonight - she's been sending some pretty dirty sext messages.

i want details!

[hurt_confuzd]

I'm not here to compare my skills.
From what I know, all he does is voip and exploit. I prefer not to waste my time on security hacks.
I do program in my free time, though, and my knowledge of oop has never once failed me.

Reading this makes me want to poke my eyes out. Haha.

1) "All he does is VoIP and exploit" is probably the dumbest part of this post. You can't learn how to exploit software unless you know how it works. Try reading this very basic paper on security with your current knowledge of programming: [url=http://insecure.org/stf/smashstack.html]Smashing the Stack for Fun and Profit by Aleph One[/url]

2) Your knowledge of object-oriented programming has never failed you? God, you're dumb. Object-oriented programming is pretty flawed, and likely doesn't have any use for you because you aren't developing massive enterprise applications that require that type of code organization. Enjoy these links that explain why you're a dumbass:

[url=http://www.google.com/search?q=object-orientation+sucks]http://www.google.com/search?q=object-orientation+sucks[/url]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-oriented_programming#Performance_implications]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-oriented_programming#Performance_implications[/url]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-oriented_programming#Criticism]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-oriented_programming#Criticism[/url]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programming_paradigm]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programming_paradigm[/url] [edit] This link is to show you how many different paradigms there are, and you just picking "OOP" out of the air and using it to sound intelligent almost made me shit my pants.

[Sonrisa]

and i thought love didn't exist. my friend just posted this message on her husband's fb wall: im Crazy about you every second of it, and i see you sleep in your bed . your soooooo cuteeeeee!!!!

husband: i love you amanda sooo much!!!!!

amanda: Awwww. I love u mwahhhh!

they been together for almost 10 years and have 2 kids. how sweet is that.

[the_robot]

I'm not here to compare my skills.
From what I know, all he does is voip and exploit. I prefer not to waste my time on security hacks.
I do program in my free time, though, and my knowledge of oop has never once failed me.

?????? What does OOP have to do with anything?? OOP is just a paradigm, you can do the same with a procedural paradigm or any other, but some are better for certain things.

Aside from that, "voip and exploit" is not programming, it does have a small part of programming, but the code required for that is so simple it's not worth being mentioned, the hard part is thinking up the exploit. I was talking about programming. I know for a fact he does more than just hacking, and he is really good at it.

[hurt_confuzd]

What does OOP have to do with anything?? OOP is just a paradigm, you can do the same with a procedural paradigm or any other, but some are better for certain things.

No, actually, OOP makes perfect sense for Doppel.

Paul Graham has suggested that the purpose of OOP is to act as a "herding mechanism" which keeps mediocre programmers in mediocre organizations from "doing too much damage".

Robot, you're a dear.

[the_robot]

it's like patting yourself on the back.

Uh? It would be patting myself on the back if I said that about me...

[the_robot]

you know what i mean

Umm... no... I don't?

[hurt_confuzd]

Hahaha! This is priceless. Kind of like when Indi thought I was Mard.

Beautiful. They're so bad at reading people.

[the_robot]

meaning that you are either it or close to it.

I am what??

[hurt_confuzd]

I am what??

You are... A LYING SON OF A BITCH! You know we're the same person.

Just like the time you/I lied about going to Lebanon instead of directly to the Netherlands, because you/I totally gained from this. Or traveling in general. Or English not being your/my first language. Or—whatever it is you/I lie about (according to BJ), constantly. Going through this kind of effort is SO worth it.

Haha. I bet she's a conspiracy theorist, too.

The US government definitely did 9/11, and they're hiding UFOs. Shit, son.