I have diarrhea or something
I have diarrhea or something
If you can't find Immodium or Pepto try to find something bland to eat like rice, toast, or a banana. I guess they help get you regular again. Avoid dairy or fatty foods.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
I've been sticking to grains in my diet. I probably caught this from not washing my hands before I eat every time.
Eat a spoon of coffee, that helps and avoid pineapple - it makes diarrhea worse
I wazzzz here
Okay, so I'm all enormously preggers, due this month, and being in the pool is really the only time I'm truly comfortable. I've been going to water aerobics twice a week to keep my circulation up, and about half the class is old ladies.
This is really gross.
Last night, it started smelling like an old folk's home in the pool. Obviously, more than one of the old ladies behind me was peeing in the pool, and I could smell it distinctly, even over the chlorine. I almost gagged. I usually have a pretty good sense of smell, and now it's much sharper than it usually is because of the pregnancy. I looked behind me and a couple of them avoided my gaze, clearly guilty.
I can never make myself get in that pool again.
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Is there another poop you can use, even a kiddie one for at home?
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
i HATE decisions that take a long time to work out. yeah, theyre normally worth it, but it's when you're kinda half way through sorting things out but you never have enough time to say everything you want. then you have to wait another day.
Some guy from Luxembourg was chatting my ear off today - I was sitting on the balcony finishing my dinner, planning to walk to Kalemegdan to watch the sun set, but this lonely fellow was telling me about this and that and giving me unwarranted advice. I couldn't even understand half of his German! It must not have been German lol. I did make it there, but the sun was almost all the way down.
oh and some girl on facebook have 'is now single'....'is now married' 6 times in one day. oh dear god. and another 16 year old who's been with her bf for 7 months and says 'i love you forever, that's a promise'. urgh.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
im thinking this post should be quoted in the 'what i enjoyed the most about today'
I stared at a little machine, and screens all god damn day.
Jesus f*cking christ there's no way in hell I could ever make this into a career.
No wonder men are degenerating into little bitches.
Nothing I did today required an ounce of muscle.
Hell on earth is air conditioned.