Too tired to move my butt to the gym but I have too... No pain no gain.
Too tired to move my butt to the gym but I have too... No pain no gain.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest
I have huge dark circles under my eyes this morning. I look like the wife in an abusive relationship who didn't listen the first time her old man told her to make him a sammich.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
I just want to scream.
Im moving house in 2 weeks, im moving to the same village as my mother, she is a bit crazy and has never helped out with my son apart from the odd time babysitting but then she always stresses out at how long im going to be and how she will do this and that while she has him. So now I dont ask her to have him, she keeps saying how great it will be when im near that she can look after him at my house while i go out or whatever..i know in her head she means well but she wont do it, i know she wont.
She has never really been one to interfere..we are not really close and i dont tell her personal stuff but jeeeeeeeeeeez she has turned in to the most interfering woman alive! She asks my plans for the house im buying, i tell her and she turns her nose up because its not what she would do.
I just wish occasionally she would LEAVE ME THE FCUK ALONE!
rant over!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
sometimes it's best to listen to your mother.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things
My neighbor and her two little boys are going away for 2 weeks tomorrow. I'll have no one to play with![]()
Some moron was hogging the squat rack at the gym. He spent 30mins on the rack, barely using it, spent 85% of his time checking out his form, 10% sitting down and texting probably his girlfriend, and the 5% exercising, He wasted my damn time! I wanted to pick up 2 25kg plates and clap it together with his head in between. GRRRRR!!...
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest