Yes well i couldn't see him beg anymore otherwise i would of laugh
Yes well i couldn't see him beg anymore otherwise i would of laugh
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.
....would HAVE
think about it. Does would OF make any sense?
Hay this is the talk sh*t thread about anyone that means what I said in here up to a point isn't true. Your not meant to get upset didn't you read the rules?
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.
I'm not upset I'm venting!
I'm convincing though.
Yes very good work dickhead lol
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.
whoa... look who it is now.. probably the only person to call me crying in need of help because he was about to fail college for the 9th time. shorty, i know how you really passed that class and it wasn't by giving your prof all those extra chinese menus. you gave his kung pao chicken some extra finger loving action.
haha hotty, i think that you gave yourself too much credit. even on my drunkest and blindest days, i wouldn't tap you on your shouder to even ask for directions. muchless i don't see how i would ever stick my dick into any part of your body... much it makes me laugh because you still crave me. like i told you before, but maybe you can't grasp the concept of it, but donut is single and i know that you like short scrawy men.
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
Ha ha, Illusional, I would break you in half. You'd love it, though.
Spammer Spanker
Hey Giga I know you're all into the freaky shit so how bout me and 'Lusional team up and give you the DP you've always dreamed of? Well... at least half the DP you've always dreamed of. And some wonton noodle on the side.
Is Ms. Hotty an aimbot?
hey hey bohemiancherrio, don't put yourself down like that. i'm sure that you're a little stiffer than whiskey linguine. if you're gonna try and bring some chinese into this, atleast try to get it correct. a won ton is a dumpling, not a noodle.
as for giga... she already got a double penetration from me. i can't help but to stick my dick in her p*ssy and then shove three fingers up her ass at the same time. i drives her wild, which is the only reason that she will return to hawaii... she wants to have some mad sex with me.
hotty... ahh, i got nothing more to say to you that won't confuse any more than you already are. i'll let you and sleephead cat fight it out.
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
Haha joke's on you amigo! The wonton noodle snip was actually in reference to YOUR pecker. Thing is, at that scale it's almost impossible to distinguish between most oriental pasta shapes.
"It's a Noodle!"
"It's a Dumpling!"
"No, It's just Illusional's extremely tiny dick. How dissapointing. I hungry fro kcok in me yum Oh! ALright."
^ Miss Hotty
haha there you go again, thinking that you know everything. it's like saying hey giga, "would you like some ravioli in your ass because donut thinks it's a noodle?" won tons are just like a tortilla just in case you want to use this term again to dis me.
i also must add that your impersonations of miss hotty are getting pretty good. would she be rubbing off onto you from all that time that you and her are spending together??
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
LOL **** you dickhead. No but i bet you would still want a blowjob wouldn't you.
And as for donuts i don't like them very much.
WTF?????????
Hay Illusional you missed out a you (won't confuse any more than you already are.)
Yes well some girls have to go for second best so that why i'm talking to you and Illusional
If you think I'd spend my spare time with him then you be a bigger dick than I though LOL
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.
Excuse me? The only thing rubbing off onto me is my hand. Every night. My ex thinks she can plant a garden to take her mind off of me? HA! I'm getting over her WAY faster with porn and massive amounts of medical grade marijuana. Stupid cuntwhore. She'll come crawling back, begging for the cock, just like Ms. Hotty and Giga! And you know what? When she does, I'll just point her in your direction Illusional. Just to see the look on her face:
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That's the one.