I Was Raped

[Kiechi]

You guys? Oh my god, I'm like crying right now, I just got raped by a girl. It can happen! Oh god this sucks... *sniff*

We were sitting on the couch, watching Survivor, and she started to go down on me, I didn't know what to do, I was just looking around in total panic, screaming for help. That's not even the worst of it, it gets worse.

After I blew my load, she got a tissue, spit into it and then flushed it down the toilet. This took a few minutes, but I was like, paralyzed in fear. She came back. (Oh God, No! NO!!!)

She started undressing herself, and I tried to run, but I couldn't, she was dancing on my lap! It was so horrible you guys... She was grinding against me and everything... Then I passed out.

When I woke up, I was lying in a pool... of water... on a float. There was a used condom wrapper at my feet, but I DON'T KNOW IF WE USED IT! I looked at it and began to cry. She was standing next to me, still naked, feeding me strawberries..... It was horrible!

Guys, I'm so embarassed, I don't want to call the police... what should I do? She's coming over tonight! HELP!

ROFLMAOHO!

[paco2244]

I must admit, that was laugh out loud funny. But I think all this is kind of pushing this "victim" away, he did come for help.

[hotfudgemoney]

Sometimes I get Morning Wood. That's when I have an erection so stiff that it wakes me up and I can't get rid of it eventhough I'm not horny. I guess it's kinda like viagra but naturally speaking.

Anyways, If a hideously hairy but strong muscle-bound woman were to inflitrate my place and force herself on me, she would be able to take advantage of my Morning Wood and it would be non-consentual.

I probably even have to go along with the whole endeavor because if she accidently sat on my Morning Wood and bent it, it would be very painful and quite possibly damage my penis significantly.

So just like some women say in the rape case in court, "Well I told him to use a condom if he was going to rape me but it wasn't consentual" I would probably say, "Well I was only going along with it because I didn't want her to bend my Morning Wood! And yes I told her to use a condom because I like to be safe!"

So yes, it is possible to rape a man. Hell sometimes I get an uncontrolled erection when I'm bored and sleepy and not even horny. This one time, okay well several times actually, I was in a really boring meeting at work and all the sudden I get this huge erection; there were nothing but men there and yes I'm hetero. I tried to think about baseball, and old ladies, and nothing worked! Then the meeting ended and we all had to walk out! So I was the last to get up and I kinda walked bent over with my note book over my crotch. Was very embarassed; don't know if anyone noticed.

In conclusion, an erection does not mean consent!

ROFLROFLROFLROFL AHAHAHAHAHAH

Don't know why but I fell out my chair laughing at that. I get random erections on the time.. it sucks

[MaRTiaL RaGe]

I know most of you will think this is a joke but I am a guy and I was raped by a girl not 2 years ago. We were dating but I wanted to wait till I was sure she was the right girl. I'm not like most guys. My girlfriend lifted weights a lot and was stronger than most guys I know. She scared some people but not me. I was sure she'd never hurt me. Then one day we started wrestling around for fun and then it got a little sexual so I asked her to calm down. She didn't. By the time I knew it, she had forced me on my back. I don't want to give any details. I'm just going to say this... Yes, I was erect because I am a guy and that is just how our parts work. Apart of me wanted it but most of me didn't. I was more scared than anything else so yes, it was rape. Men can be raped. I am not the first to come out about it. I would like to hear some comments on the subject.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'm laughing out loud....really.

[bohemiandonut]

I'm glad I was able to turn this thread into one huge joke.

Hehe.