how to go in for a snog?

[Jimmy1218]

haha if you think that is something to talk about, wait until you licking a girl's cunt. then what what would you call that term?? snogging the clam in search of the pearl??

raverboy

i'd call it pussy eating.

[Steve2004]

hey hey steve.. don't hate me because i'm good at what i do..

speaking of which, now that you've turned 18 and gone to your stupid club... when are WE gonna hit up the strip club?? i had such magical plans that you went and messed up.

raverboy

whenever you decide that oklahoma is cool enough to grace with your presence.

[Junket]

whenever you decide that oklahoma is cool enough to grace with your presence.

Dear, god.

I can't wait for and dread Oklahoma at the same time.

[Steve2004]

Dear, god.

I can't wait for and dread Oklahoma at the same time.

That's usually the case.

[Junket]

That's usually the case.

No.

The usual case is "Oklahoma...why?"

[Steve2004]

No.

The usual case is "Oklahoma...why?"

or. Oklahoma? Humans live in oklahoma?

[Jimmy1218]

haha if you think that is something to talk about, wait until you licking a girl's cunt. then what what would you call that term?? snogging the clam in search of the pearl??

raverboy

And i wonder which retard thought of pussy eating.....still dont know what thats like. Its like licking raw salmon right? Cause I'm getting ready to puke here.

[Junket]

or. Oklahoma? Humans live in oklahoma?

Right-wing Christian hicks don't count as humans.

[Steve2004]

Cause I'm getting ready to puke here.

..first time i've heard that one, that's for damn sure. I've never heard a guy actually say he feels sick at the thought of going down on a girl. You're in for a treat ^_^

[Illusional]

And i wonder which retard thought of pussy eating.....still dont know what thats like. Its like licking raw salmon right? Cause I'm getting ready to puke here.

hahaha little boy, it's pretty obvious that you've never given oral sex before. i'm sure that you've never had a girl suck your dick either... but it's ok, later in life when you finally start to sprout some fuzz, come back and talk to me.


and hell no, pussy doesn't taste like salmon, and i eat salmon raw. everyone used the term, "raw fish" more because some girls really smell bad... pussy doesn't taste like raw fish.. well when i think about it, i'm glad that i have never tasted a girl who tastes like raw seafood.

raverboy

[bigfella247]

..first time i've heard that one, that's for damn sure. I've never heard a guy actually say he feels sick at the thought of going down on a girl.

must be something wrong with this boy...what are you gay?

I can't wait personally...

[sine24]

Well i assume you really want to kiss the girl..as i mentioned in another thread...best way to go in for a "snog" is to get closer to her first. maybe start by hugging her..kissing her on the cheek..telling her how you feel about her (girls are emotionally stimulated, so this one will work wonders). this should create a perfect atmosphere for you to kiss her. you have to look for signs that she's into you..otherwise you might just get rejected. Best of luck! For more info..go to the 'first kiss' thread.