Im actually qualified for this thread since I read poo calendar multiple times.
Im actually qualified for this thread since I read poo calendar multiple times.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
At least she does her business with the door closed, right?
Buy a nice candle or air freshener for the b-room. turn on the radio so you don't have to hear. Very healthy people actually use the bathroom 3 times a day, not 2. Controlling a physical necessity is totally wrong. Are you going to let her tell you when you can pee? Seriously. Sorry it's a turn-off, but women have to eat and use the bathroom too.
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I don't know if this post is funny or stupid. Couldn't you think of something better to post, mr troll?
This is amazing. I cannot stop laughing
you have got to be joking.
Would you rather her be constipated? Hey, here's a thought. Maybe her moans and groans from behind the bathroom door are due to pain and she has a medical issue here.
I find it rather weird and extremely superficial that her bowels are bothering you. Seriously? Wow. Yup, I agree with the other responses here.
Hey, this is your partner, the person you love.
Open the window and remember, everyone poops.
Again, you really are missing the point. She doesn't NEED to poop twice each day. It is not necessary for her to do that. There is no reason why she can't wait and go every 5 days instead and she would be a lot healthier if she held back and didn't go every time she thinks she feels the urge.
OK, maybe every 3 days would work, but she really should train herself to poop once or twice a week at the most. Everything for everyone would be better that way.
oh man, good for a laugh that's for sure. yOu can't be serious?
You must uber constipated if you think that's normal
I suggest more greens
You are totally missing what I am saying.
She doesn't NEED to poop twice everyday. She could get by perfectly fine going once every 5 days. She doesn't seem to understand that she needs to train herself not to go just because she feels the urge to and to wait until five days or so have passed and then go.
For her to go twice a day is unnecessary and she needs to get this skewed idea out of her head that she is entitled to go everytime she feels the need to do so.
trolllllllllllllllll
Last edited by smackie9; 17-11-13 at 09:01 AM.
OK...............so what you are saying is that she should keep pooping twice everyday? I'm sorry, but there is no way that she should be doing that.
She needs to learn and train herself to only go once or maybe twice each week and no more. It just isn't NECESSARY for her to go more often despite what she thinks
LoL, funny thread.