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  1. 05-05-07, 03:15 AM #31
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    You'd be suprised haha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Converse View Post
    You'd be suprised haha.
    I could probably come up with a comment, but nah...not worth it. It doesn't impact my life and it fulfills all of my previously mentioned long term hopes and desires. Enjoy
  3. 05-05-07, 05:09 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Normal?

    Length--Yes
    Measuring It--No

    So, besides measuring body parts, what other hobbies do you have?
    I can also tell you the circumference and area of my asshole.
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  4. 05-05-07, 06:06 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Why would I have my penis in a box?

    Oooooh, I get it.

    That's sick, but a clever idea.

    What else can that mind of yours conjure up?
    Yeah the penis in the box idea is genius!

    Gotta love the South Park bit-

    "There’s something in my front pocket,
    There’s something in my front pocket,
    There’s something in my front pocket for you.
    Give it a squeeze and say how do you do.."
  5. 05-05-07, 10:47 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    I can also tell you the circumference and area of my asshole.
    Your sexual dysfunction...not mine.

    PS Be sure to wipe the tape measure off when you are done. It gets all stinky.
  6. 05-05-07, 10:57 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveTwist View Post
    Yeah the penis in the box idea is genius!
    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA&mode=related&search=[/url]




    Someone else posted this one time...
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
  7. 05-05-07, 01:50 PM #37
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    *LOL*

    No way...

    *LOL*

    *Falls on the floor & breaks another 2 ribs from laughing so hard*

    Vashti got it just right...

    & I need new medical insurance!!!
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  8. 05-05-07, 02:58 PM #38
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    Mine is, like, microscopic.
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  9. 05-05-07, 05:28 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA&mode=related&search=[/url]




    Someone else posted this one time...
    Yeah, knew I'd seen that penis in the box somewhere before!!! Was looking for the clip on youtube but couldn't fInd it. Thanks Vashti!!! AWESOME!!!!
  10. 06-05-07, 02:39 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    PS Be sure to wipe the tape measure off when you are done. It gets all stinky.
    you'd know, ya cock-eyed bastard.
  11. 06-05-07, 02:39 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Mine is, like, microscopic.
    no. your penis is -8 inches long.
  12. 06-05-07, 02:43 AM #42
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    Mine is 7.0 long. I never checked the width and don't want to touch myself at the moment.
  13. 06-05-07, 04:58 AM #43
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    7.5 long and quite thick.

    BORN TO BE HAPPY

    SO WHY AM I SAD
  14. 06-05-07, 06:01 AM #44
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    Legend speaks of a man...

    Born & raised in the Jungle...

    Taught by the animals...

    Techniques far superior to those known by humans...

    Techniques of survival...

    They say he can make women fall in love, by just looking at him...

    They say he has mystical powers over his body & those that get near to him...

    They say he can make a mean waffle...

    They say he is hung like a horse on penis growth pills...

    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......

    I am that man!

    *LOL*
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  15. 06-05-07, 10:43 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilwing View Post
    you'd know, ya cock-eyed bastard.
    Hey, I'm not the one with the anal fetish buddy. I've had a few drinks...so, believe me, I'd love to watch you slice your own throat...I'd be dessert at the moment.
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