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  1. 06-04-06, 01:01 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by imatitlover
    "I don't know how you fire on your own eyes"

    Well I dont do it on purpose,but I would think all guys have a really explosive orgasm where you hit yourself in the face and/or eyes with your cum
    Yeah, it's even worse when it "accidently" shoots in your mouth too!
  2. 06-04-06, 10:12 PM #32
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    cum inthe eyes sucks. it stings after and then my eyes all red yuck
    It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"

    People change and forget to tell each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveryoumind
    I don't know how you fire on your own eyes...
    I CAN TEACH YOU

    1) you jerk yourself till u cun

    2) aim at your eye, bend your body to get a clearer shot

    3) SHOOT!!!

    P/s : if your eye closes automatically due to reaction, keep it open with a toothpick.



    but i never let my bf shot at me before, i find it yucky, i make him shoot himself

    I AM B-A-C-K!!!!!!!! WANNA MAKE OUT?
  4. 09-04-06, 11:01 AM #34
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    haha this thread made me laugh.

    ive never shot into my own eye lol :|

    howd u manage that.

    i always jerk off with my eyes closed tho... but i still dont get it on my face LOL

    oh dear :<
  5. 09-04-06, 11:12 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by kanzaki
    I CAN TEACH YOU

    1) you jerk yourself till u cun
    2) aim at your eye, bend your body to get a clearer shot
    3) SHOOT!!!

    P/s : if your eye closes automatically due to reaction, keep it open with a toothpick.

    yeah ok that sounds sadistic
    And since you know you cannot see yourself,
    so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
    will modestly discover to yourself,
    that of yourself which you yet know not of.
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    it seems that he is sadistic

    I AM B-A-C-K!!!!!!!! WANNA MAKE OUT?
  7. 09-04-06, 03:37 PM #37
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    My ex got cum up my nose before. He swore it was an accident but I wasn't impressed!
  8. 10-04-06, 12:17 AM #38
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    Yeah for me cum + my face/eyes = gooey mess = no fun
    And since you know you cannot see yourself,
    so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
    will modestly discover to yourself,
    that of yourself which you yet know not of.
  9. 10-04-06, 01:50 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by XPixiedustX
    Yeah for me cum + my face/eyes = gooey mess = no fun
    What about it shooting in your mouth? Does that bother you?
  10. 10-04-06, 02:24 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by LTsK8eR2gO
    What about it shooting in your mouth? Does that bother you?
    wouldn't you like to know?
    And since you know you cannot see yourself,
    so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
    will modestly discover to yourself,
    that of yourself which you yet know not of.
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    The old wives' tale about going blind from masturbating is actually caused by cumming in your own eye.

    It takes a few years, but eventually, you'll be completely blind.

    Also, your palms will be hairy. Also you will go to hell.
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    I would never give my girlfriend a facial or anything like it.
    I find it demeaning, she's my little angel.

    But I can't see how you can 'accidentaly' cum in your own eye while jacking off...
  13. 10-04-06, 05:53 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by XPixiedustX
    wouldn't you like to know?
    Welcome to the Gates of Hell.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    The old wives' tale about going blind from masturbating is actually caused by cumming in your own eye.

    It takes a few years, but eventually, you'll be completely blind.

    Also, your palms will be hairy. Also you will go to hell.
    I'm done for. I can't aim, even with that toilet video game.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sinsemilla
    she's my little angel.
    We'll see how long that one lasts
  14. 10-04-06, 05:56 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by LTsK8eR2gO
    We'll see how long that one lasts

    Up untill now it has lasted for 3 years, so I wouldn't worry about that too much...
  15. 10-04-06, 05:57 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinsemilla
    Up untill now it has lasted for 3 years, so I wouldn't worry about that too much...
    Awesomeness. I was with mine for 3 years, just ended a couple weeks ago. Best of luck to you.
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