embarrassing sex stories!

[DoesntMatter]

One time I was having sex with my new boyfriend on the bedroom floor of my apartment, lights out pitch black. Unlike most other times with him it was passionate and hardcore, switching from slowly kissing necks to hair pulling etc and like usual with high amounts of foreplay I was soaked. after we came we switched on the light to find blood everywhere that came from me, on the light switch, the rug, my legs, our fingers.. and I was nowhere near my period. I was a little alarmed and me and him ditched into the bathroom to cleanup. That, to me, was pretty damn embarrassing, but to top it off my little brother came to say something to us and asked through the bathroom door why was their blood on my light switch and kept asking if i was okay and wouldn't leave me alone. Embarrassing. To this day I dont know why i was bleeding :/

Wow... this is... SO arousing

[bloodtippedrose]

^^^ hematolagnia much? lol

[VeronicaHills]

On Halloween, my bf put a fun-sized snickers inside me and ate it out. The next morning I woke up with nougat in my hair. It was a huge clump and didn't come out in the shower. I had it in my hair for a few days until my friend came over and tried brushing it out with oil. An hour later, we decided it had to be cut out. I saved the hairy clump of nougaty chocolate goodness as a memoir from that great, drunk Halloween night. My friends who know about it are pretty disgusted to see it sitting there in a baggie in my drawer.

[queenofheartsNY]

Why not just cut it out ASAP since it didn't come out of your hair? Yuck!

[Kaius]

On Halloween, my bf put a fun-sized snickers inside me and ate it out. The next morning I woke up with nougat in my hair. It was a huge clump and didn't come out in the shower. I had it in my hair for a few days until my friend came over and tried brushing it out with oil. An hour later, we decided it had to be cut out. I saved the hairy clump of nougaty chocolate goodness as a memoir from that great, drunk Halloween night. My friends who know about it are pretty disgusted to see it sitting there in a baggie in my drawer.

I don't get it. How does snickers in your vagina end up in your hair? Do you have a special ability of excreting vaginal fluid through your scalp follicles? Wow, this might beat squirting!

[jb1111983]

Went to the beach with my ex one evening. Saw no one around. Didn't think we'd have sex there but once we started kissing we couldn't stop. We quickly got in the act. And just when it was going good to my horror I see this 3 Maori kids looking at us. When the hell did they get there! Me "shit! we gotta get out of here". She "Noooo I like it let's just continue it's going good. And they are just kids!" and we continued lol. They soon left us in peace. Not a very pretty sight for them. lol

[ashley89]

I don't get it. How does snickers in your vagina end up in your hair? Do you have a special ability of excreting vaginal fluid through your scalp follicles? Wow, this might beat squirting!

I was wondering the same thing

[bloodtippedrose]

Who eats half a snickers?

[VeronicaHills]

LOL, l....I didn't want to immediately cut it out because it was a huge chunk in a place where you wouldn't want to cut out a chunk of that size if you didn't have to. And, yes, I just squirted it out so forcefully that it crash-tangled into my hair. Pretty talented, huh? LOL, I have NO clue how it got up there.

[bloodtippedrose]

Its okay short haircuts can be sexy too

[jb1111983]

The most embarrassing one was with my first gf. I was 16 and she 17. First time sex for both of us. Those days porn wasn't so common in our little town of maybe 7000 people. I remember I was so shy and so nervous she had to keep telling me it would be great. I took like forever to enter her. But she was right it was great. Have never forgotten the look on her face. Still turns me on lol. What made it even more embarrassing for me was when I learnt that she couldn't keep that to herself and told her best friend who told another friend. This another friend told another friend and soon all her friends knew about it. "so how long did you take to get there? 3 weeks?" they'd teased me for the next 8 months.

[bloodtippedrose]

Thats sort of immature for her to tell her friends. And 7000 a small town? I grew up in a mountain town of 500 and porn was just as rampant there as anywhere else

[DoesntMatter]

Where there is a computer and internet, there is porn

[bloodtippedrose]

Yeah I remember downloading boobies at 56 kbit/s!!

[DoesntMatter]

lmao!!! That would suck. Thank God for cable