2 Truths and 1 Lie

[alice]

You can use it when you tell someone to "man up"...

damn, i just missed one chance to use it!
so that's why you called it the TAVS cowboy smiley – everybody should use it whenever talking to TAVS.

[vashti]

The other option is that you can use it when discussing homosexuality, thanks to Brokeback Mountain. You could use it on the bisexual thread...

:-D

Sorry, TAVS. It had to be said.

[alice]

heeeheee,
btw, no one has figured out my lie yet.

[G-TEX]

ok, my turn. (you were joking about bluevette, weren't you?)

1. one of my a-level subjects was latin
2. my birthday's in dezember
3. i like onions

Its #1. isn't it ?
I do like onions ! Do You ?

[alice]

no, it isn't #1, either.
i HATE onions.

[RSK]

no, it isn't #1, either.
i HATE onions.

WOW, i LOVE onions!

[alice]

WOW, i LOVE onions!

i know. everybody does. just like garlic.

[RSK]

i know. everybody does. just like garlic.

nice. i also like garlic. but i like it in 'small' bits in food - not alone

[Only-virgins]

1. I have been engaged twice.
2. I have legally changed my name.
3. I studied Karate for several years.

I say the Karate part is a lie because there is no time for karate when you are stuck in rehab.

[alice]

I say the Karate part is a lie because there is no time for karate when you are stuck in rehab.

what would someone from mars know about karate or rehab?

[Only-virgins]

what would someone from mars know about karate or rehab?

People from Mars know all.

[Pears]

Okay, everyone, guess the lie and then post your 2 truths and a lie.

1. I threw a muffin out the window and hit someone on the head.
2. I cried the first time I saw porn and told my mom.
3. I set an electric stove on fire.

[Gigabitch]

I think #1 is the lie, Pears.

Mine:
1. I'm really good at math.
2. I've lived in 10 states and 3 countries.
3. My French is better than my Spanish.

[Pears]

You're right, Giga. I actually did throw a muffin out the window, but it didn't hit anyone's head. Is #3 the lie?

Some more:

1. I walked in on my freshman year roommate getting oral.
2. My ex stuck his head out the window and screamed my name as I approached the building one day.
3. I accidentally punched my boyfriend in the balls when I was trying to find them in the dark.

[Gigabitch]

You're right, Giga. I actually did throw a muffin out the window, but it didn't hit anyone's head. Is #3 the lie?

Some more:

1. I walked in on my freshman year roommate getting oral.
2. My ex stuck his head out the window and screamed my name as I approached the building one day.
3. I accidentally punched my boyfriend in the balls when I was trying to find them in the dark.

That part is a lie.