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  1. 14-10-06, 02:09 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurasian View Post
    Try me Giga.
    Best of Both Worlds

    Face of an angel with a
    wicked mind. I could meet
    your mother and make you
    call me daddy all in the
    same night. No mhhw, please.




    (hhw= math homework help wanted)
  2. 14-10-06, 02:12 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Best of Both Worlds

    Face of an angel with a
    wicked mind. I could meet
    your mother and make you
    call me daddy all in the
    same night. No mhhw, please.




    (hhw= math homework help wanted)
    ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    So true.
  3. 14-10-06, 06:57 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Guy seeking girl.

    Preferrably with large breasts and a weakness for milkshakes.


    Oh my god! That's so me! Except maybe a little more depth than that....buuuut my only weakness is milkshakes annnnd I have large boobs! OH MY GOD! I just gave away my one and only true weakness on the internet. Duh dun duh!!!!


    Anyway, onto my personal ad.


    Ahem....


    Quirky girl with obstinately outward
    chest and freakishly perky ass seeks
    man with half a brain (minimum). Must
    have a sense of humor and a sweet
    tight ass. Beards are a no go, pecs are
    a plus. Cheaters and whiny girly pricks
    need not apply.


    Yeah, I'm pretty sure no one would answer that ad.
  4. 14-10-06, 07:37 PM #34
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    (edit) CherriB; actually, I think they might...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Tiay:

    Secretly Sultry

    I'll make you work for it.
    You'll be glad you did.
    aww
    true (: hope the last bit will be true too..
    Last edited by Tiay; 14-10-06 at 07:46 PM.
  5. 14-10-06, 07:50 PM #35
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    Ha ha, that would be pretty funny! I should put it in my local paper!
    Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  6. 14-10-06, 09:01 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherriBlossomGirl
    Quirky girl with obstinately outward
    chest and freakishly perky ass seeks
    man with half a brain (minimum). Must
    have a sense of humor and a sweet
    tight ass. Beards are a no go, pecs are
    a plus. Cheaters and whiny girly pricks
    need not apply.


    Yeah, I'm pretty sure no one would answer that ad.
    No shit! You're looking for a man who DOESN'T have a beard and at LEAST half of a brain. Won't happen.
  7. 15-10-06, 01:36 PM #37
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    Wait, are you saying smart men have beards? Because I could manage a beard if it meant they weren't a dumb ass.

    Plus, I could always shave it off while they were sleeping.
    Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  8. 15-10-06, 04:24 PM #38
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    ha ha, I picture Zarathu shaving off his pubescent goatee to please Cherri.
  9. 15-10-06, 05:04 PM #39
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    ha ha, i bet he would, it would just take some persuasion and maybe a little verbal abuse....
    Last edited by CherriBlossomGirl; 15-10-06 at 05:10 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherriBlossomGirl View Post
    Oh my god! That's so me! Except maybe a little more depth than that....buuuut my only weakness is milkshakes annnnd I have large boobs! OH MY GOD! I just gave away my one and only true weakness on the internet. Duh dun duh!!!!


    Anyway, onto my personal ad.


    Ahem....


    Quirky girl with obstinately outward
    chest and freakishly perky ass seeks
    man with half a brain (minimum). Must
    have a sense of humor and a sweet
    tight ass. Beards are a no go, pecs are
    a plus. Cheaters and whiny girly pricks
    need not apply.


    Yeah, I'm pretty sure no one would answer that ad.
    Where can I answer the ad?
  11. 17-10-06, 08:04 AM #41
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    ha ha, you met all of my requirements?!?
    Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  12. 17-10-06, 09:36 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoSeminole View Post
    ha ha, I picture Zarathu shaving off his pubescent goatee to please Cherri.
    God no! I love my beard almost as much as I love my balls, and sometimes it's hard to decide.

    Besides, it isn't a "pubescent goatee," you bastard. It's a beard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherriBlossomGirl View Post
    ha ha, you met all of my requirements?!?
    Ha, your requirements were nothing.
  15. 17-10-06, 11:33 AM #45
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    Y'know, I can't help but wonder what type of ad Giga would come up for me...yes, that's a request for your ingenuity.
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