Spam away (except for Frasbee)

[vashti]

Ooh! We posted at the same time. **JINX** I win.

[vashti]

You are correct that you can not be a poolBOY, but you can be a poolGIRL. This is the 21st century after all and there should be equality for all. So start cleaning..

There IS equality. We are having a role reversal. You guys do all the work while giga and I lay around on our fat asses and drink beer while scratching ourselves. Sounds fair to me.

I would need a lot more than a cookie to even think about doing such work.

Oh, so you're a LAZY poolboy, huh? Giga knows just what to do with the likes of you.

[King Zarathu]

Vashti is going to fondle me tonight.

[jurupa]

There IS equality. We are having a role reversal. You guys do all the work while giga and I lay around on our fat asses and drink beer while scratching ourselves. Sounds fair to me.

Uh how is this a role reversal? And role reversals are not equality. Equality would be like females getting the same pay rate as a guy for the exact same job. Besides your the one that paid for a pool, hire some of the local aliens, I am sure they will work for free.

Oh, so you're a LAZY poolboy, huh? Giga knows just what to do with the likes of you.

I am not lazy. I ain't doing pool work. Like I said before, Giga has to catch me first before she even thinks of dealing with me. And even then she will has to hire people to watch over me.

[Tiay]

I sat through the whole thing waiting for a punch line that never came.

odd, most people I know laughed themselves silly! I don't think there is meant to be a punch line.. in fact, I'm not even sure if that site is in fact be meant as a joke at all, but it is to me either way.

anybody ever done the [URL="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv"]Personality Disorder Test[/URL] ?.. there is also no punchline, and it takes a few minutes, but then you'll find out if you're crazy

[NeoSeminole]

vashti says:

"State mottos for Florida:

We put the "duh" in Florida

If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive

Ask Us About Our Grandkids"

I am mildly amused by this.

[King Zarathu]

Hah!

[Kiechi]

odd, most people I know laughed themselves silly! I don't think there is meant to be a punch line.. in fact, I'm not even sure if that site is in fact be meant as a joke at all, but it is to me either way.

anybody ever done the [URL="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv"]Personality Disorder Test[/URL] ?.. there is also no punchline, and it takes a few minutes, but then you'll find out if you're crazy

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

[Tiay]

wow, you people are messed up

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

edit:
another fun one is the [URL="http://www.animalinyou.com/snake.htm"]animal in you[/URL] test.

apparently, i'm a [URL="http://www.animalinyou.com/snake.htm"]snake[/URL].

[King Zarathu]

Tiay-

We're ****ing tonight. Tonight.

[Tiay]

Tiay-

We're ****ing tonight. Tonight.

"People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time ..... Histrionics also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them."

[vashti]

Hey! Where have you been Kiechi? We've missed you.

edit: I am apparently a "socialite". Who knew?

Relaxed -------*/--------- Apprehensive
Self-Doubt -------/--*----- Confidence
Safety-Seeking -----*/-------- Risk-Taking
Internal Experience ------*/-------- External Appearance



How You Approach Life
You, Socialite, are unusually warm, generous and caring. Your natural friendliness and charm mean you're great at meeting people. People sense that you won't desert them or their causes, and that kind of loyalty already places you leaps ahead of many.

You're confident, dependable and goal-oriented — when you make a plan you stick with it. You like reaching out and meeting new people. Because you're so convincing and likable, you make friends very easily. You're exceedingly generous and tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, Sometimes, however, you forget to do the same for yourself and can feel disappointed if a project doesn't go off perfectly.

You've got an exceptionally active imagination, which allows you to come up with innovative ideas. Your piercing social insight probably attracts people to you naturally. You are thankful for your strong circles of friends, and you try to adhere to proper rules and standards — at least to the extent they will help you do the right thing by them.

You are responsible, and as a result, are pretty happy with the way you turned out, Sometimes, however, your compulsion to save the world might make you feel inadequate. Just remember that you're doing a lot already and you can't save everyone you would like to — no matter how hard you try. Be satisfied with all the good you've already done, and keep on doing it.

So keep at it, Socialite. The world is a better place because of you.

[King Zarathu]

Avoidant personality disorder is characterized by extreme social anxiety. People with this disorder often feel inadequate, avoid social situations, and seek out jobs with little contact with others. Avoidants are fearful of being rejected and worry about embarassing themselves in front of others. They exaggerate the potential difficulties of new situations to rationalize avoiding them. Often, they will create fantasy worlds to substitute for the real one. Unlike schizoid personality disorder, avoidants yearn for social relations yet feel they are unable to obtain them. They are frequently depressed and have low self-confidence.

I was just trying to help you with that confidence problem, there.

[Tiay]

hehe, aw, I dunno, I might just exaggerate the potential difficulties to rationalize avoiding it.
I actually think that paragraph is pretty accurate, and so is the one on dependance...

[jurupa]

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Why do I get the sense that I may end up in a mental place down the road.