A hypothetical question for the ladies

[Gigabitch]

Mhmm, then I'll have clean myself up, come back, make you rinse your mouth out and force you to drink a large glass of water. Then put you to bed.

If you're really shitfaced, then I'll have to lay you on your side and check up on you every half hour or so until I'm satisfied you won't suffocate on your own vomit.

See Giga?

This is why I can't drink, I have responsibilities.

Oh, for God's sake. I'm Irish-American. Nobody has to take care of me when I'm drinking.

[vashti]

Nah, it just drives me nuts when people use things like "hehehe!"

It's a pet peeve of mine.

I read this as a wicked cackle.

[Gigabitch]

I read this as a wicked cackle.

Vash, will you hold my hair out of my face while I puke on Fras? He's getting cranky.

[Gigabitch]

Damn. I use that...um...character string...all the time to denote an easy-going, mildly-entertained chuckle. You know the kind where you crack a small smile and all that's audible are a few short bursts of air.

Well, apparently you come off as gay-ish when you do that. Who knew?

[vashti]

Vash, will you hold my hair out of my face while I puke on Fras? He's getting cranky.

Yes, I'll hold your hair while you vomit. Just don't miss your target. I approve of wicked cackles.

[TheFockerizer]

Umm.... eew. I'm sensitive to vommit

*is feeling sick and looks away*

[vashti]

You'd better not look away! How will you know if Giga's head changes position and she is aiming at YOU?

[TheFockerizer]

Why would she vommit on me? I haven't done anyting wrong to her

[vashti]

Don't you know that drunks sometimes lose a bit of self-control? Besides, she might take offense at your turning away.

[Junket]

Wait Giga...were you the one who was hyper-sensitive to the derogatory use of words such as gay, fag, faggot, homo?

Because if that's the case, then it is you who's getting cranky.

Do not project your emotions on me missy.

Damn. I use that...um...character string...all the time to denote an easy-going, mildly-entertained chuckle. You know the kind where you crack a small smile and all that's audible are a few short bursts of air.

In the event that I feel the need to express such mild amusement, I prefer to use "heh" over a witch's cackle.