Diet tips?

[tooxshort]

That's because you're a beast of a human being, Choi ...

[Junket]

That's because you're a beast of a human being, Choi ...

Funny you say that, I got that written on the wall above my bed.

[Gigabitch]

I used to have "No photography or sketching allowed". it was a sign somebody stole from a museum or something. Funny.

Tiay- if you clean yourself out, your body won't want Mars bars any more. Junk food is not good for you, and your body knows it. You're only craving Mars bars because your body is getting something nutritionally or chemically from them that it could be getting from something healthier. If you feed it good food, it will start to want it all the time, and bad food will no longer appeal.

[Tiay]

god I hope so, giga. I'm salivating like a dog here.

[Gigabitch]

Okay, this may be irresponsible, but I'm gonna do it anyway:

The Master Cleanser fast is amazing. Some people use it to drop a bunch of weight really fast, which I don't recommend as #1, the weight comes back as you go off the fast and #2, that's not the point. It's a great way to detox your body and really examine your relationship with food at the same time.

Squeeze a bunch of lemons
Add Grade B maple syrup to taste (Grade B has more nutrients)
Put in as much cayenne pepper as you can stand

Use the above as a concentrate and mix with water. Drink this all day, and don't stray too far from the bathroom. In a couple of days, your tongue will turn white (this indicates detoxification). Keep drinking it until your tongue turns pink again. Don't eat anything else while you're doing this.

It's been said that you can do this cleanse for up to 40 days. I think that's ridiculous. I've done it in the past for as little as four and as many as ten. Some really fascinating things happen, if you're interested in physiology. (A lot of really gross shit happens if you're not.) This is a good time to do a lot of exfoliating, herbal wraps, etc.

By the second day, you want to eat. You don't need to, as you're getting what you need from the lemonade to function, but you want to. Just remind yourself that all of that food will still be there next week.

If you do this, please be responsible. It's a cleanse, not a diet. It's not meant to replace food for long, and yes, you'll drop a bunch of weight, but it will come back.

[Tiay]

never heard of that giga. quite interesting though. Not sure I'd have the will power...

[Gigabitch]

Repeat after me, "I am not the Mars bar's bitch. I am not the Mars bar's bitch."

[Tiay]

I am not the Mars bar's bitch. I did not just inhale a delicious chocolate wafer with hazelnuts. From now on I'm only snacking on raw carrots. I am a rabbit.

[Tiay]

the spinach was delicious btw, i'm addicted.

[tooxshort]

I tried that detox diet thing last year ... I only lasted 3 days because I had a party to go to that weekend ... but I got drunk pretty fast once I was off it ...

I thought you're supposed to drink sea salt in the morning to cleanse out your digestive track? Or was that just something my friend told me to kick off with?

[Gigabitch]

There are lots of extra things people do. That's just the basic.

[anachronistic]

I;m sick of people giving a **** about their weight and being fat and shit. you are what you are.

[Tiay]

that's easy for you to say; you've mentioned you have no trouble keeping your shape even though you eat greasy food, etc.

[Gigabitch]

I;m sick of people giving a **** about their weight and being fat and shit. you are what you are.

Don't make me sit on you.

[NeoSeminole]

thank God I was born with a fast metabolism.