difference foreplay between asian men and white men

[Illusional]

If you'd watch asian porn, you'd understand a DISTINCT difference between it and "white" porn.

For one, the man ALWAYS pulls out a vibrator and teases the woman for 2-5 minutes. That's where I got that little joke from.

Also, "just like to f*ck instead of making love". Explain to me a difference. No, really. Same procedure, same results.

As far as body odor goes, it pretty much smells like fish down there, so saying asian girls smell like sushi isn't far off. What would be a bit left to question is if they taste like rice.

haha you make it sound as though i've never seen a naked women on tv or an asian one for that matter. i find it funny because you talk about asian porn as though you're a pro. yet, i'm sure that you've have yet to see your same of naked asian women.

as to f*cking instead of making love, i guess you don't watch enough porn. take a look at just about all of american porn. "f*cker me harder" isn't something that you'd always hear in bed, yet you are comparing porn to women in general. not all women like to f*ck or make love like the actions you see portrayed in porn.

as for vibrators, i guess they do use it more in asian porn than any other porn. i might be wrong on this one, however, asians are pretty kinky. how often do you seen bondage in american porn?? not too often.

Is that why black people smell like lotion?

this is actually because they love to bath in coconut oil. yet, it's weird, but don't ask me because i'm not black.

raverboy

[miSSleepy]

I'm surprised there are alot of Asians living in Australia. Any particular reason?

Well, some Americans are surprised that Australia is a country and not a city in Austria. Really, no joke.

Anyway, we're in proximity to Asia, so it makes sense.

Also, during the gold rush in the 19th century a ton of Asians came on down to make some moolah,



When my friends and I drive over to Sydney, we often play a game of "Spot the Aussie"

[DoesntMatter]

Well, some Americans are surprised that Australia is a country and not a city in Austria. Really, no joke.

Actually us Americans are not as dumb as you think

[Illusional]

Actually us Americans are not as dumb as you think

reeeeeeeeeeeeally....???

raverboy

[Only-virgins]

I'm a white guy and I like to kiss the neck and ears.

[DoesntMatter]

I'm a white guy who would hyptothetically like to start off with kissing the neck, ears, and back of neck, and turn the girl over on her stomache and start kissing down her neck to her back and over the ass to the legs, and turn her around and start kissing back up her legs from her feet and up to her chest and down to her vagina and start eating out!!!!!

[Only-virgins]

I guess Asians really just want to keep the woman's mind busy and make her think he actually has a penis that is average or above in size.

[Illusional]

I guess Asians really just want to keep the woman's mind busy and make her think he actually has a penis that is average or above in size.

nope. when i first get into bed with a girl i ask her, how much can i get with this 2 incher??

raverboy

[bluesummer]

I'm a white guy who would hyptothetically like to start off with kissing the neck, ears, and back of neck, and turn the girl over on her stomache and start kissing down her neck to her back and over the ass to the legs, and turn her around and start kissing back up her legs from her feet and up to her chest and down to her vagina and start eating out!!!!!

Wait.....you're single right? How is this possible?

[Illusional]

Wait.....you're single right? How is this possible?

he's also good at lying.

raverboy

[DoesntMatter]

I wish I was lying

[vashti]

I'm happy you aren't, DM.

[Illusional]

I'm happy you aren't, DM.

am i the only one who can smell bullshit??

raverboy

[DoesntMatter]

I'm happy you aren't, DM.

Thanks vash

I think Illusional is just a little upset I'm not so gung-ho about sucking his dick

[Illusional]

Thanks vash

I think Illusional is just a little upset I'm not so gung-ho about sucking his dick

actually i'd much prefer if you'd suck on my nutz.. vash already has the job of giving me head. but if you can do a better job of it than she can, then the position is all yours.

raverboy