I'm sick Mish. But with a cold, I ache from head to toe, even my balls hurt and it isn't from blue balls
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26-02-09, 06:23 AM #31
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26-02-09, 07:00 AM #32
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I recognize these symptoms DM. It sounds serious. I prescribe for you a weekly dosage of getting laid. Take this to the nearest pharmacy and follow the instructions to the letter.
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
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26-02-09, 07:02 AM #33
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Can you massage my balls?>
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26-02-09, 07:04 AM #34
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I will not allow Misha to massage anyone's balls!
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things
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26-02-09, 07:05 AM #35
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This is between Mish and my balls only
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26-02-09, 07:08 AM #36
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not anymore! We are sharing a bed, and he better stay away from balls!
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things
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26-02-09, 07:11 AM #37
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Take my prescription to a place 2 doors down from the pharmacy (the one with pink walls by the unmarked entrance). They will sort you out Originally Posted by DoesntMatter
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
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26-02-09, 07:12 AM #38
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I could do that Originally Posted by Mishanya
Take my prescription to a place 2 doors down from the pharmacy (the one with pink walls by the unmarked entrance). They will sort you out
But I could also severe your head and then proceed to make merry to your neck-stump instead
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26-02-09, 07:15 AM #39
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over my dead body Originally Posted by DoesntMatter
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things
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