Happy St. Patty's Day!

[misombra]

Lol, that looks like Miso's dog in that first picture.

my baron is an irish dog!

(that dog in the pic is the same kind of dog as mine is what i meant lol.)

[Perryville]

Faith and Begorrah!!!!Love ****ing forumers, Howdy from Texas.....or as we call it, WESTERN IRELAND.......................I am drunk as a skunk...actually.. I'm drunker than many, many ,many skunks. My GF is preparing a hot shower for me ,even as we speak. I need it badly................I also need another Gug....guiness.......... to all ofouy you HAPPY SAINT PADRAICS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dewilliams2]

Well I went out, drank a lot, tried to hook up with several women because I invariably become far more friendly when I drink...yea it didn't happen...although I do recall a guy asking if he could touch my penis...that is a first for me...and in case your wondering no he didn't...I was drunk but I wasn't that drunk....and if your asking yourself why he would ask that its because the girl I was with thought it would be brilliant to go to a gay bar...I'm standing there oblivious to where I am and all of a sudden dudes are kissing all around me and i clicks with me where I am...didn't really bother me though I'm not here to judge...but the dud wanting to touch my dick was a little weird...especially since I went to high school with him and his mom was there to.

Anyways I went to bed bout 3 a.m. and woke up for some reason abruptly at 6:05 a.m. and the only thing in my head was a song by Ween-With My Own Bare Hands...here are the lyrics cause it makes me laugh...and I'm wide awake now.

i can build an aeroplane
that travels over land
i can take your DNA
and replicate a man
i can do so many things
with my own bare hands
i'd love to be your ass shaker
stick it up in your ass
i'm gonna be your lawnmower
and cut your ****in grass
i can do so many things
with my own bare hands

she's gonna be my cock professor
studying my dick
she's gonna get a master's degree in ****in me
i can do so many things
with my own bare hands
take a shit on the bitch and **** hooba-jooba
suckin on my shit
kickin with a pussy and jab a mother****er
and suck my ****in dick
i can do so many things
with my own bare hands
**** it!
ow!
i can do so many things
with my own bare hands
with my own bare hands
with my own bare hands
with my own bare hands

[AdminOnline]

Happy St. Patrick day!~

[Kiechi]

I didn't know you were Irish Vashti.

[vashti]

I didn't know you were Irish Vashti.

Really? I think I look pretty Irish.

[Kiechi]

Ha, I wouldn't of had a clue. I can't tell the difference between grapefruit and oranges these days. But the fact you mentioned the pale skin and freckles, that is pretty Irish. The Mrs is the same.

Would you know what part of Ireland your heritage is from V?

[vashti]

Ha, I wouldn't of had a clue. I can't tell the difference between grapefruit and oranges these days. But the fact you mentioned the pale skin and freckles, that is pretty Irish. The Mrs is the same.

Would you know what part of Ireland your heritage is from V?

Nope... the only thing I know is that my relatives came over during the potato famine, and that I came from long line of really mean people.

[Kiechi]

Nope... the only thing I know is that my relatives came over during the potato famine, and that I came from long line of really drunk mean people.

Got any Irish jokes?

[vashti]

Got any Irish jokes?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman's or a Scotsman's brain could be bought for $5,000 but an Englishman's brain cost $10,000. That proves,' said The Englishman, 'that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.'
'No it doesn't,' said The Irishman, 'it just means that an Englishman's brain has never been used.'

:-)



Got any Asian jokes?

[Kiechi]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman's or a Scotsman's brain could be bought for $5,000 but an Englishman's brain cost $10,000. That proves,' said The Englishman, 'that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.'
'No it doesn't,' said The Irishman, 'it just means that an Englishman's brain has never been used.'

:-)



Got any Asian jokes?

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'

'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic.'

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'

[vashti]

We are such clever people.