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  1. 17-08-10, 11:50 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by nerdy_guy View Post
    I thought all it needed was a bag of rice?
    You would need a LOT of training.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    You would need a LOT of training.
    I wouldn't mind if you're the one teaching

    Dress "appropriately" now
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    hands down, ....either a japanese porn star (2nd choice), OR one of those male hostesses. what could possibly be better than having women pay for your company and buy you drinks?? young women, old women, skinny women, fat women, i don't care. i'll be a gentleman to all of them if they are buying hahahaha


    and no, i'm not doing this for the money obviously, but they do make a lot of scrips.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    I'd run a school to train poolboys to do their job correctly.

    Barring that, I think being a nurse is a great job.
    An alternative, would be Indi's poolboy. (She pwned me after I pwned her)
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    Quote Originally Posted by nerdy_guy View Post
    An alternative, would be Indi's poolboy. (She pwned me after I pwned her)
    How long can you hold your breath, NG? There's a queue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndiReloaded View Post
    How long can you hold your breath, NG? There's a queue.
    David Blaine couldn't hold his breath long enough for you to understand fixed point combinators.

    (My personal record is 2:30 minutes. Just tried it.)
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    ^^ If you weren't taking so many hits off the hookah, you'd be able to hold for 2:30, like me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndiReloaded View Post
    How long can you hold your breath, NG? There's a queue.
    Magic fingers makes for extra services, that goes beyond taking care of your pool... That should earn me rights to jump the queue
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    Well, I'll consider it. Seeing how the pool season lasts about 8 weeks in Vancouver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndiReloaded View Post
    Well, I'll consider it. Seeing how the pool season lasts about 8 weeks in Vancouver.
    I'd stay longer but I should go back to my teacher vash, show her a bit of appreciation for her pool cleaning tutorial
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndiReloaded View Post
    Well, I'll consider it. Seeing how the pool season lasts about 8 weeks in Vancouver.
    HEY! I just insulted your intelligence.

    PAY ATTENTION TO ME
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    N, you don't have to impress me anymore. I'm all yours.
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    boxer or hip hop reviewer
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    Quote Originally Posted by returnofthezro View Post
    boxer or hip hop reviewer
    very original.

    I love a (heavyweight) boxer's body.... not so hot for the violent aspects of it, but whatever. Still eye candy.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hurt_confuzd View Post
    HEY! I just insulted your intelligence.

    PAY ATTENTION TO ME
    Quote Originally Posted by IndiReloaded View Post
    N, you don't have to impress me anymore. I'm all yours.
    LOL, what? No snappy comeback about how my CPU is inferior and doesn't handle floating digits? That was the pool reference, I'm guessing. Or did you mean Y? Your insult was a bit ambiguous.

    Now that I've rolled over and showed my belly you don't want me?

    STOP IGNORING MEeee!
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