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I've had the stomach flu the past couple days. I was pretty good about holding my gassiness in but some sneaky ninja farts may have slipped I was thinking.
My bf totally called me out on it this morning. "You never really fart. Except for that one time. In your sleep. You were just so relaxed."
Embarrassing.
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22-11-10, 06:20 AM #31
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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
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Talking of farts..i think my bf is getting waaaaay too comfortable...first he farted in bed...silent but deadly, i had to actually leave the room!
Then, the other day he was laid with his back right against me and coughed..and farted at the same time!!...i think from the smell he is rotting inside!Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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22-11-10, 08:42 PM #33
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It's nice to see you guys back, but this thread is gross.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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