some of the newbies are too uptight

[maxmax]

When does one cease being a newbie? I have asked this on many a forum and am yet to get a straight forward answer... maybe this forum will surprise me..?

Probably when the answer to that question no longer matters.

[maxmax]

At least, if they've come across my posts.

If they have, l can only hope they cleaned up afterwards.

[Sonrisa]

you've stopped being a newbie when mods start hating you with passion and infracting at any given opportunity

[ecojeanne]

PS - hello ecojeanne... nice to see you around.

thanks vash, just a flyin' visit, missed this place, where's indi? lookin' for a fight altho sonrisa is always good for one.

[Lovable]

you've stopped being a newbie when mods start hating you with passion and infracting at any given opportunity

Guess I will always be a newbie as I tend to not get myself in situations where I have to be infracted, plus have the mods hate me...lol

[Evo1114]

all i know is that he's got really pretty blue eyes

Thank you. Did you gaze longingly into them?

When I get home from work, I'll have to post about what happened at my last eye doctor appointment.

[vashti]

thanks vash, just a flyin' visit, missed this place, where's indi? lookin' for a fight altho sonrisa is always good for one.

I think indi is traveling right now.... she's been posting lately, though.

all i know is that he's got really pretty blue eyes

Eh, mine are blue, too. It's gonna take more than that to impress me.

[Sonrisa]

I think indi is traveling right now.... she's been posting lately, though.



Eh, mine are blue, too. It's gonna take more than that to impress me.

check him out on my FB

[Evo1114]

check him out on my FB

Psst. I can see what you're saying! Haha.

So my eye appointment:

I have to get my eyes dilated and checked once a year. I've been going to my current doctor for 2 years now...so 2 appointments. My last appointment in March, my doctor (she's probably late-30's/early 40's, I'm guessing) puts on the magnifying eye glass thing (whatever the hell they are called). She's looking around for what seems to be a little longer than usual...

Doctor: Wow
<long pause>
Me: What is it?
<another long pause>
Doctor (speaking softly): Your eyes are the prettiest color blue I have ever seen. Amazing.
I laugh..whatever
Doctor (in a even softer, whispery voice): No, seriously. I remember your eyes from your last appointment. I look at eyes all day every day for the last <however many> years, but I could stare at yours all day.
I squirm in my chair, feeling a bit uneasy. I laugh again. Not sure what to say. Finally I just nervously say 'Thanks' and try to determine if I'm ready to experience the doctor/patient sexual fantasy in real-life right then and there. (<--Ok, I made that part up, but it adds some spice to an otherwise boring story.)
Doctor: Hmmm. (Now in a normal tone of voice) Ok, but anyways...why don't you look straight ahead for me and read to me the smallest line you can read.

The End.

So that is the story of how (I think? Yes? No?) I may have been hit on by my eye doctor.

[vashti]

So that is the story of how (I think? Yes? No?) I may have been hit on by my eye doctor.

If she was taking about your penis, I'd be impressed. haha

[Yet another guy]

If they have, l can only hope they cleaned up afterwards.

What are you suggesting they clean up afterwards?
Are they pissing themselves, laughing at me?
Puking on their keyboards?
... something else?

If she was taking about your penis, I'd be impressed. haha

You have but one thing in your mind, don't you?

[IndiReloaded]

Hi. I'm new here and I just wanted to say that I love and respect all of you more than words can even express. Have a great day, because you deserve it!

Fu​ck you.

Ha, and I was just going to call him a giant suck up too.

[IndiReloaded]

I think indi is traveling right now.... she's been posting lately, though.

I'm still away, taking a break right now, its after hours. I should get back to work soon tho.

[Evo1114]

If she was taking about your penis, I'd be impressed. haha

I had to get a physical from a nurse practitioner because my endocrinologist (I'm type-1 diabetic) wanted me to get a physical ASAP, but the doctor I was going to see was booked for several months.

So she obviously had to check on my balls region, but her demeanor did not change one bit as she was fiddling around down there. Unlike the eye doctor, I got no 'amazings' or 'wows' from the nurse practitioner.

[maxmax]

Think about the other way; at least you didn't get any "Ughhh! What is this? Don't you ever was that thing?" ...