Love Forum Poster of the Year awards. (Results just in).

[CoolStoryBro]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE COMPETITION ORGANISERS.

We regret to announce that this years winner of the "poster of the year" award has been disqualified under secret rule 6a. Please find below, secret rule 6a, for an explanation of this decision.


Secret rule 6a.
The winner of the competition will under no circumstances be any of the following.

A/ canadian

B/A jew

C/Homosexual

D/chinese

E/ Served time inside, or ever struck a woman.

Under competition rules, if a poster is disqualified, the award goes to the poster with the next highest vote. vashti, who finished second cant take the title under rule 6a section B. The next highest Lovereject cant win under section C. The next highest, HIA, cant win under section E, and phil davies/CAM cant win because of the suicide etc.

The awards committee has therefore took the unusual decision to run a final poll and let the people decide. This poll is open to all posters regardless of race, religion, or homosexuality. The first poster to get 5 votes is the winner. Good luck faggots. The poll will be up soon.





**** I'm ****ing bored.

[Love'sReject]

I doubt even 5 will vote. Lol, fail troll.

[CoolStoryBro]

For clarity, this years winner was disqualified under secret rule 6a, sections A, B and C. His/her identity will remain confidential under the data protection act(1985).

[CoolStoryBro]

I doubt even 5 will vote. Lol, fail troll.

Not for you, I agree. You havnt even seen the poll yet. They will come....

[Love'sReject]

You are a sad little man..

[HeartIsAching]

Well folks, a total of 20 odd people cast their votes to decide who will be crowned king or queen of Love forum.net( or if cerby wins, both). I cant help but be a little dissapointed that certain people used the poll threads to spout a load of pish, instead of voting. I dont want to name anyone, but **** you HIA.

All that remains is for me to announce the lucky winner. First lets hand out the prizes for the two losers that finished 2nd and 3rd. Good luck everyone.


Drum roll please.............



In 3rd place and winning an amazing prize of a one hour cam session with the lovely vashti............is...........

You mean this?
http://www.loveforum.net/threads/76414-Poster-of-the-Year-Awards-2-5?p=857843#post857843

[CoolStoryBro]

Yeah maybe, this pish beats yacking about sushi, and a girl I almost kissed 6 years ago...

[CoolStoryBro]

You mean this?
http://www.loveforum.net/threads/76414-Poster-of-the-Year-Awards-2-5?p=857843#post857843

Nah, I enjoyed that post. I like it when you insult the english.

[Love'sReject]

Yeah maybe, this pish beats yacking about sushi, and a girl I almost kissed 6 years ago...

Who said something about a girl he almost kissed 6 years ago?

Anyway, ur pretty gay, bro.

[HeartIsAching]

Nah, I enjoyed that post. I like it when you insult the english.

Sorry sister, that's the only one I commented on. Dunno what you're on about.

[Love'sReject]

Not to mention our homie here forgot to capitalize English.

[HeartIsAching]

Why the hell would you capitalize that?! They're just the english.

[Love'sReject]

The English. Get it right, dawg.

[Cerby]

You're lucky I got disqualified LR, if we were going out I was getting laid...and I would be the pitcher, not the catcher.

So who get the poster of my ding dong if Vashti moves up to first?

[CoolStoryBro]

Vashti didnt move up to first. Didnt you read the official statement? These awards are a ****ing joke now.

Just for the record, LoveRetard could have taken your little tadger easily.