What Annoyed you today

[SelflessnHumble]

Bahahahahahahaha!

Dude, C'mon! I mean in french you can call someone's mother a nutless monkey wanking off to donkey porn and it sounds silky smooth...

How does a Frenchman say I love you? Je'tem (not correct spelling I know)
How does a German say I love you?

ICH LIEBE DICH I mean, you almost can't say it without spitting! amirite?

[Sonrisa]

Dude, C'mon! I mean in french you can call someone's mother a nutless monkey wanking off to donkey porn and it sounds silky smooth...

How does a Frenchman say I love you? Je'tem (not correct spelling I know)
How does a German say I love you?

ICH LIEBE DICH I mean, you almost can't say it without spitting! amirite?

depends on how you say it.

[KingZ]

How does a German say I love you?

ICH LIEBE DICH I mean, you almost can't say it without spitting! amirite?

I think even if he said it in plain English, the recipient would still react as if they were being spit on.

[qwertz]

???

Doesn't he have a job or something to do during the day? What is he trying to do?

He does this when he is pissed at me for other stuff, yeh he has a good job but had the day off. I wouldnt have minded him having him an extra day but not when he doesnt tell me. Anyway, i have him back now- he just likes to try and cause dramas and issues.

[doppelgaenger]

Dude, C'mon! I mean in french you can call someone's mother a nutless monkey wanking off to donkey porn and it sounds silky smooth...

How does a Frenchman say I love you? Je'tem (not correct spelling I know)
How does a German say I love you?

ICH LIEBE DICH I mean, you almost can't say it without spitting! amirite?

If you cannot even spell "Je t'aime" correctly, your opinion is invalid. I'm sure if I heard you trying to speak German, I'd want to jam a pencil through my ears!

I think even if he said it in plain English, the recipient would still react as if they were being spit on.

Nick, not all of us flirt with camels.

[KingZ]

If you cannot even spell "Je t'aime" correctly, your opinion is invalid.

If you cannot even understand that quotes in French are punctuated with « guillemets », or that text in a foreign language should be italicized, your opinion is invalid.

[doppelgaenger]

If you cannot even understand that quotes in French are punctuated with « guillemets », or that text in a foreign language should be italicized, your opinion is invalid.

Just because I did not conform to the proper grammatical usage of punctuation does not imply lack of understanding, you jackass! I fart in your general direction!

Quotes in German are also punctuated with guillemets [»] and [«] (inward, like so), and I am required to italicize all examples in my linguistics research... but since it is not required here, I'm perfectly fine with using quotes for ease of typing. Thanks for your concern.

[Petit Papillon]

Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein !!!

[Junket]

F*cking Union.

Told me that since I'm not salting the contractors they want, that I'm not working for them. They expect me to keep jumping from job to job, with no guarantee they'll even let me in. Not only that, I'm dishing out my own money to attend a rival institution's education program, and of course they want to know all about it, but now I don't see why I should tell them $hit.

I'm paying for that school out of my own pocket.

I found myself work without their help.

They still want to make me jump through all their hoops like a little pawn. F*ck them. They're exploiting the little guy just as bad as the contractors they're trying to ass f*ck.

[KingZ]

Just because I did not conform to the proper grammatical usage of punctuation does not imply lack of understanding, you jackass!

You don't understand punctuation.

You probably looked up how to punctuate German quotes on Wikipedia.

[Lipp]

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[Sonrisa]

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i love you!!!

[doppelgaenger]

You don't understand punctuation.

You probably looked up how to punctuate German quotes on Wikipedia.

[URL="http://www.loveforum.net/off-topic-discussion/7837-les-gens-qui-parlent-fran-ais.html"]Apparently, I'm not the only person who doesn't understand punctuation.[/URL] Nonetheless, I'm glad to see you've recently taken interest to improve.

[SelflessnHumble]

If you cannot even spell "Je t'aime" correctly, your opinion is invalid. I'm sure if I heard you trying to speak German, I'd want to jam a pencil through my ears!

I don't speak french, I don't plan on learning it and don't care if I misspelled the phrase correctly or not when I KNOW how it sounds.
Your attempts at invalidating opinions based on spelling doesn't negate the FACT speaking German sounds like utter shit no matter who speaks it.

It's ****ing worse than speaking in gibberish.

I want to stab my ****ing dog in the neck with a sharpie when I hear your version of "sense and reason" but I don't do it.

[SelflessnHumble]

[URL="http://www.loveforum.net/off-topic-discussion/7837-les-gens-qui-parlent-fran-ais.html"]Apparently, I'm not the only person who doesn't understand punctuation.[/URL] Nonetheless, I'm glad to see you've recently taken interest to improve.

And apparently you thank posts that were made to make fun of your BS attempt at invalidating opinions based on things like punctuation, grammar, syntax and spelling a word
you actually know nothing about!

You can keep your spelling B from the 3rd grade slapped to your mini fridge, cool.