Originally Posted by
Sonrisa
there's a much stupid russian joke on that subject:
a soldier passes by a garbage place, and there's an unconscious grandma laying next to it, so he picks her up, takes her home, and says, idiots - she is still ****able but they've already disposed of her.
get it? keyword soldier.
I thought the joke went like this:
A soldier and his commanding officer are walking by a garbage dump and see an old woman laying next to it. The commanding officer orders the soldier "Screw her out of that place, at once!". The soldier runs towards the old lady drops his pants and starts touching her. The commanding officer yells "What do you think you're doing!!! Don't you have any shame???" the soldier replies "It's you who has no shame! The old woman is still screwable and you're already dumping her!"
...Following a play on famous Russian saying "Have you no shame? The food is still good and you're already dumping it"
The other point rests on soldiers in Soviet army being little robots who follow only the first two words they hear from their officers.
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~