haircut pictures

[King Zarathu]

Nah - I usually just wear silver hoops.

Oh, so it looks like you have bracelets ripping your earlobes apart.

I don't usually wear colorful jewelry. However, if you'd like to make a gift ....

At this point, I stopped reading because my eyes were starting to burn. Sorry I couldn't finish your post.

[misombra]

Nah - I usually just wear silver hoops. I don't usually wear colorful jewelry. However, if you'd like to make a gift of some expensive jewelry, regardless of how colorful it is, I will accept it (and sell it later).

i wear silver hoops too! i have them in many different (sometimes shamlessly big) sizes.

[vashti]

See? Two peas in a pod...

[King Zarathu]

See? Two peas in a pod...

SEX


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[Gigabitch]

See? Two peas in a pod...

Three. I also wear silver hoops almost exclusively.

Skaterboy, yes, you cut some hair off. To a redneck judge from Texas, you still look like a frickin' menace.

I hope they're not too hard on you today. Tell them you were recently fired from a very prestigious poolboy job and maybe they'll go easy on you.

[King Zarathu]

Turns out I'm going Oct. 5th

[Gigabitch]

Good. Time to get an actual haircut before then.

[King Zarathu]

Good. Time to get an actual haircut before then.

What?! Oh, hellz no. I'm not taking off any more than I already have. I would look like...a good kid.

[Gigabitch]

Dude, you didn't really take anything off. They just washed your wig in hot and put it in the dryer.

Isn't looking like a good kid the whole point?

[King Zarathu]

Well my hair was actually a lot longer before I got it cut. Maybe looking like a good kid is the whole point, but I'm going to put together a badass piece of writing (I own at writing, the judge will feel like an idiot after reading it) explaining why I should be allowed to take a defensive driving course instead.

[Gigabitch]

Good move. Make the judge feel like an idiot. That has served you well in every other encounter you've had with Authority, has it not?

[King Zarathu]

Good move. Make the judge feel like an idiot. That has served you well in every other encounter you've had with Authority, has it not?

Not like "wow, I'm a dumbass" kind of idiot, but the "I wish I knew how to write like this kid can" kind of idiot. Then, his gaze will be absolutely fixated upon the elegance of my hair and the etiquette of my suit, and he'll think to himself, wow, if I was a female I would order that kid to engage in sexual intercourse with my body.

[Gigabitch]

Not like "wow, I'm a dumbass" kind of idiot, but the "I wish I knew how to write like this kid can" kind of idiot. Then, his gaze will be absolutely fixated upon the elegance of my hair and the etiquette of my suit, and he'll think to himself, wow, if I was a female I would order that kid to engage in sexual intercourse with my body.

If only he knew you are TERRIBLE at following orders.

[King Zarathu]

If only he knew you are TERRIBLE at following orders.

Teehee! What kind of orders have you been giving me that I have been relunctant to follow, hmm?

[Gigabitch]

I have been ordering you to behave yourself for weeks, and you just can't, can you? You had to post that damned Tampax box again, didn't you?