Is my girlfiend a whore?

[Charlie Boy]

I thought I'd post an update because I know how emotionally involved you've all become in my story.

It's like I have a whole new girlfriend! Since Valentine's Day we've been steadily stripping the bullshit away from our relationship. We get on really well now, we make each other laugh all the time.

Before it was almost like some ongoing mental contest. We were opponents more than partners. We'd squabble, give each other the cold shoulder, get on each other's nerves, play mind games. We've always had strong chemistry, from the first seconds we met but that's all that was keeping us together before. We came within a whisper of breaking up several times.

Now, after some gentle nudging she's taken on a more proactive role in the bedroom. She's stopped not-so-subtly hinting at how desirable she is to other males and I've stopped spending so much money on her. The trip up the coast was amazing. It's crazy what a difference a couple of weeks makes.

[Gigabitch]

Jeeze. And all she gets for this is the pleasure of keeping you?

You must be hot, Charlie Boy.

[vashti]

You must have followed mine and Giga's advice. See how smart we are?

[The Great OV!!!]

I thought I'd post an update because I know how emotionally involved you've all become in my story.

Oh yea, totally

[jurupa]

You must have followed mine and Giga's advice. See how smart we are?

Uh no .

[Charlie Boy]

Oh yea, totally

You were interested enough to stick your head in weren't you, The Great I Need A Virgin to Mask My Sexual Inadequacies?

[The Great OV!!!]

The Great I Need A Virgin to Mask My Sexual Inadequacies?

That would actually be funny if it wasn't long and gay.

[Charlie Boy]

ohhhhh nice one man! Killer wit you have their bro! The Great A(cid)T(ongue) that's what you should call yourself. Give a brother a warning before he starts shit with an e-warrior like you.

[The Great OV!!!]

ohhhhh nice one man! Killer wit you have their bro! The Great A(cid)T(ongue) that's what you should call yourself. Give a brother a warning before he starts shit with an e-warrior like you.

ok............sweet.

[anachronistic]

Is my girlfriend a whore?

YES!

I ****ed that bitch in the backseat of my car last night. Double bagged it, too. Then I ran over her with my car. After parking my car ontop of her filthy carcass, I walked home (20 mile walk, by the way)

[Charlie Boy]

YES!

I ****ed that bitch in the backseat of my car last night. Double bagged it, too. Then I ran over her with my car. After parking my car ontop of her filthy carcass, I walked home (20 mile walk, by the way)

Why stop at "double bagging", why not triple bag or quadruple bag it. Wait, why not just let the bitch lie there on the backseat gushing her juices everywhere while you try to fit as many condoms on your wang as you possible. Keep adding more rubber until you break some kind of record or the pussy juices reach knee depth - whichever comes first.

Stop "double bagging" it you freak. One condom's enough.

[The Great OV!!!]

He is not kidding about double bagging a bitch in a car..I hope he is kidding about running her over though.

[anachronistic]

Well, I do suppose it's your girlfriend. How many condoms would you like shoved in there?

[anachronistic]

Stop "double bagging" it you freak.

No.

Go play WoW you pathetic succubus.

[Charlie Boy]

Well, I do suppose it's your girlfriend. How many condoms would you like shoved in there?

As many as it takes to stem the flow of her carnal liquids. I hear left unchecked they will spurt over like a burst water main soaking everthing in its path: clothes, homework, upholstery and, like the spray of the skunk, leave her poor victim with an overpowering odour that will repel any who come near him.