some of the newbies are too uptight

[Evo1114]

Think about the other way; at least you didn't get any "Ughhh! What is this? Don't you ever was that thing?" ...

"I'm terribly sorry, the chart said you were male. I am so, so sorry. Why don't you have a seat and put your feet in these stirrups."

[MaidenMinx]

My son got the occasional wow from neo-natal nurses when examining him as a baby. thats a story he can be proud of when he is older. He can be embarrassed by having a erection during one of his ultrasounds. Hahaha!

Oh and to who ever suggested that you become a reg when you don't care if you're a reg or a noob, well I've never actually cared, just curious. Hubby and I were debating at what approximate age you stop calling female customers Miss and start calling them Ma'am. I like language and it's 'rules'.

Oh and who ever was confused by the 'come across' statement, heres a joke for you.

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Wipe it off and run!!!!

[KingZ]

I've been here for 7 years but I'm still a noob.

[vampiress]

I've been here for 7 years but I'm still a noob.

Well I find your attitude utterly hilarious , but sometimes infuriating
But again, who am I to judge? I've only been here for a couple of month

[vampiress]

Psst. I can see what you're saying! Haha.

So my eye appointment:

I have to get my eyes dilated and checked once a year. I've been going to my current doctor for 2 years now...so 2 appointments. My last appointment in March, my doctor (she's probably late-30's/early 40's, I'm guessing) puts on the magnifying eye glass thing (whatever the hell they are called). She's looking around for what seems to be a little longer than usual...

Doctor: Wow
<long pause>
Me: What is it?
<another long pause>
Doctor (speaking softly): Your eyes are the prettiest color blue I have ever seen. Amazing.
I laugh..whatever
Doctor (in a even softer, whispery voice): No, seriously. I remember your eyes from your last appointment. I look at eyes all day every day for the last <however many> years, but I could stare at yours all day.
I squirm in my chair, feeling a bit uneasy. I laugh again. Not sure what to say. Finally I just nervously say 'Thanks' and try to determine if I'm ready to experience the doctor/patient sexual fantasy in real-life right then and there. (<--Ok, I made that part up, but it adds some spice to an otherwise boring story.)
Doctor: Hmmm. (Now in a normal tone of voice) Ok, but anyways...why don't you look straight ahead for me and read to me the smallest line you can read.

The End.

So that is the story of how (I think? Yes? No?) I may have been hit on by my eye doctor.

Well I'm Boycotting Facebook. but I need to see those eyes * me blush*

[Evo1114]

Well I'm Boycotting Facebook. but I need to see those eyes * me blush*

I don't think it is worth giving up your boycott...as for myself, I don't see any difference between me and anyone else with blue eyes, but here ya go. Here are mine eyes...super-zoomed. Haha.



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Screw it, here's the link.

[URL="http://www.flickr.com/photos/66457586@N08/6081809734/"]Blah[/URL]

[MaidenMinx]

They are a very nice shade of blue. do they change shades at all or are they always that particular shade of blue?

Oh and how they differ from the average blue eyes, they are almost aqua, rather than just blue. Very ... Pretty. Sorry, I couldn't think of a better descriptive word.

[vampiress]

My Goodness! Are you for real?

[Evo1114]

Huh. People who know my dad always say the same shit about his eyes too. My dad is in his late 60's and I've even had 21-22 year old coworkers comment on his eyes. So thanks for the eyes dad, I guess.

As far as I know, they stay the same shade. I dunno.

[MaidenMinx]

You'd know if they change, people would comment. My eyes (also blue) are like a mood ring. When I am super content and at peace, they are a cornflower blue. As I get stressed or excited they darken to an almost black. My mum is similar, but here eyes are hazel and head for green when she is content, egding through brown and into grey when she is upset or excited. Some people find it very off-putting.

[KingZ]

I have a feeling MaidenMinx believes in astrology and a whole slew of other metaphysical bullshit.

Attraction waning.

[ecojeanne]

Ha, and I was just going to call him a giant suck up too.

a bit like yourself

[ecojeanne]

I've been here for 7 years but I'm still a noob.

you're not the real doppel

[Lovable]

I don't think it is worth giving up your boycott...as for myself, I don't see any difference between me and anyone else with blue eyes, but here ya go. Here are mine eyes...super-zoomed. Haha.



That didn't work.

Screw it, here's the link.

[URL="http://www.flickr.com/photos/66457586@N08/6081809734/"]Blah[/URL]

You have very pretty eyes...they are different from the normal blues I've seen over the years.

[vampiress]

Huh. People who know my dad always say the same shit about his eyes too. My dad is in his late 60's and I've even had 21-22 year old coworkers comment on his eyes. So thanks for the eyes dad, I guess.

As far as I know, they stay the same shade. I dunno.

oh! let me know when you need an eye drop. but of course I'll have to take a close look myself... y'know...