I think my friend might be a homo

**Love'sReject** · 03-01-13, 08:28 AM

I didn't know it at the time that that'd be my only chance. I was...17, I think.

Besides, by being patient clearly I was not a beggar: I'd have been a beggar if I was some kind of desperate sexual deviant. Clearly not the case.

**searock** · 03-01-13, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by Love'sReject

I was going to look, but she was lying down in a way that would've distorted her tits into looking like pancakes. That's not the way I'd want to see my first pair.

**Wakeup** · 03-01-13, 08:30 AM

On edit ^^^^ lolzzz

"beggar" is just another way of saying "he who is without."

**Love'sReject** · 03-01-13, 08:31 AM

Gee whiz, I would've thought that you and searock as gals would not be so vicious to a guy who hasn't seen a pair or done anything completely wrong to see some..

**Wakeup** · 03-01-13, 08:38 AM

You coulda saw some, bro but you DIDN'T look. (((( )))))

**Wakeup** · 03-01-13, 08:39 AM

Here's a pair for you to look at: (o)(o)

**Love'sReject** · 03-01-13, 08:40 AM

I thought I'd save it, rather than be a perv but actually work to see it. I guess that's wrong?

**Wakeup** · 03-01-13, 08:43 AM

Why play strip poker with a chick if you're not going to look? Defeats the entire purpose of the game.

**Love'sReject** · 03-01-13, 08:44 AM

It didn't occur to me; I figured I'd end up losing since that would be just my luck.

**Love'sReject** · 03-01-13, 08:45 AM

Besides, I know how girls' minds work, remember: if I had looked, even though she totally agreed to play and knew the risks, a girl would then say "Ugh, you're such a perv. Creep. I'm going to tell everyone you eye raped me." That's how birds work.

**CoolStoryBro** · 03-01-13, 08:46 AM

This is becoming more pathetic than the big pizza thread, if possible.

**Love'sReject** · 03-01-13, 08:49 AM

Your mom picking up the three dollars I threw at her afterwards was pathetic. I spit, too.

**Wakeup** · 03-01-13, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Love'sReject

It didn't occur to me; I figured I'd end up losing since that would be just my luck.

So lets recap: You were quite fine with showing your junk to some random strip poker player before your future girlfriend could see it but you wanted to save your virgin eyes for the one you love. Ohhhhhhhhhhkay!

**Love'sReject** · 03-01-13, 08:50 AM

Eh, I got talked into playing strip poker. Nothing else to do that night.

Besides, folks have seen my penis before; I used to get pants'ed. I didn't consider any kind of special experience with it.

**CoolStoryBro** · 03-01-13, 08:51 AM

My mom wouldnt go near a half spic mexican, even for 3 bucks.

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