What was your last text you got or a funny one you got recently?

**hatesthis** · 29-05-14, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by somehelp4me

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ''I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!''

Hahahaha.... I laughed.

I got a why aren't you at work today text from a co worker. Like I can't take a day off? Taking a.. me depressed day.. what of it. >_<

**somehelp4me** · 30-05-14, 07:54 AM

I got a wrong text asking for money lmao and even gave a address.

**hatesthis** · 31-05-14, 01:21 AM

I got some do this.. do that for me texts from my brothers. I am the babysitter, pet watcher, house caretaker, errand girl.. you name it when each is busy or mom can't. Obviously they feel since single I have nothing better to do these days

**Exeter19** · 31-05-14, 07:43 PM

if you come from a bigger family unit, hatesthis, you have to expect that. it happens in my family too, only reverse the sisters, aunts and female cousins want the guys help, to work on cars, repairs, painting or drives.

last text was - " w(ho)tf does she think she is." a friend ranting about his ex who blasted him at a party in front of a lot of people.

**nico88** · 31-05-14, 08:58 PM

Last text received was this morning around 8 am:
"The **** you let me go home with last night, asshole?"

Sober realizations ha

**hatesthis** · 01-06-14, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by Exeter19

if you come from a bigger family unit, hatesthis, you have to expect that. it happens in my family too, only reverse the sisters, aunts and female cousins want the guys help, to work on cars, repairs, painting or drives.

Yeps, I know... I went and did two things for them anyhow... I usually give in and they know it, same for mom and my sister.

**Exeter19** · 02-06-14, 03:21 AM

maybe when you need them they will do right by you too, if they aren't the to selfish types.

" parttttttttttttttttttttttttttttty, u in? "

**so..umhey** · 02-06-14, 04:16 AM

"It's official. French fries are my new bf" lol

**hatesthis** · 03-06-14, 12:32 AM

I love french fries, yummies. No ketchup, only salt and vinegar tho.

" Want to go shopping later today, after my work is done. Text me if you do "

**nico88** · 03-06-14, 10:18 AM

Lil sister: Lend me some money please please please
Me: No
Lil sister: Pretty please?
Me: I don't care if the please is pretty or not. The answer is still no
Lil sister: Nico. Give me money or I'll tell you in detail about my sex life
Me: How much do you need?

**somehelp4me** · 06-06-14, 12:47 AM

- Let's burn this mother down - ROFL Idiot.

**Exeter19** · 09-06-14, 02:54 AM

" thx for all the help and support today, let's make it a regular deal "

my reply was - no problem, i'm in.

**nico88** · 13-06-14, 08:56 AM

Olesya: Wanna be my bae for the night and let me take you out to see The Fault In Our Stars or nah?
Me: Nah. I'd prefer not to sob like a ****ing baby in public..

**YoungCosmo** · 13-06-14, 10:09 AM

"Not if I see her first!" in response to my saying that if broccoli cheddar soup assumed human form and became a girl, I'd take her to Vegas and marry her!

**so..umhey** · 13-06-14, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by nico88

Olesya: Wanna be my bae for the night and let me take you out to see The Fault In Our Stars or nah?
Me: Nah. I'd prefer not to sob like a ****ing baby in public..

Ohem****inggee!! TFIOS was AMAZEBALLS!!! Definitely was ugly crying thru out the whole movie lol

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