Interview the person below you...

[Kiechi]

Because the women are drunk, and the men are drunk with women.

Would you kill a a wife or girlfriend to save the rest of your family?

i wouldn't be stupid enough to have a gf or wife.

why is cher so sexy?

[Zach]

I probably couldn't make that decision. I would probably just lose my mind during the event and dwell in hysteria.

Cher isnt sexy.

What would you do if your best friend ditched you for you ex who you love still? Would you beat his ass? Would you scream? Would you kill a man? What would YOU do?

[jagmeow]

I'd walk away. Not worth it man. If she was happy, so be it.


If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

[Zach]

Not sure. Maybe holes is just a bit too awkward?

Whats the best way to deal with despair or disgust? Maybe from your own personal experience. (preferably)

[Junket]

Not sure. Maybe holes is just a bit too awkward?

Whats the best way to deal with despair or disgust? Maybe from your own personal experience. (preferably)

Give me some context, otherwise I'm not sure how to answer your question.

[King Zarathu]

Is Kramer a racist, or was he provoked into making a hateful remark?

Both. It was ****ing hilarious.


Am I racist?

[Junket]

I'm not sure. You seem to sometimes want us to think you are, but I think that is just for shock value. I hope.

What do you think of racial profiling for security purposes at airports?

It makes sense, but should be treated with severe caution nonetheless.

Have you ever been in trouble with the authorities?

[Mathias]

No.

What would you do if you were me today, considering there's 16 inches of snow on the ground?

[Zach]

Dig a tunnel or play some board game.

What has been the biggest inspiration in your life?

[Junket]

Dig a tunnel or play some board game.

What has been the biggest inspiration in your life?

My 10 month service in AmeriCorps*NCCC. Single handedly changed my life.

Ever feel trapped in your daily routine?

[Gigabitch]

Of course. I'm living a very structured life. Sometimes I want to just drive away...

Do you have a recurring "stress dream"? (i.e.- when I'm stressed out about money I always dream about waiting tables, even though I haven't done that in years)

[Junket]

Of course. I'm living a very structured life. Sometimes I want to just drive away...

Do you have a recurring "stress dream"? (i.e.- when I'm stressed out about money I always dream about waiting tables, even though I haven't done that in years)

When I get really stressed, I actually tend to have nocturnal emissions.

I don't say "wet dream" because they're not always anything really pleasurable, I'll just wake up with a wet pair of boxers.

Damn it, I always post my answer and forget to ask a question.

Uh...

Do you really care if Iran manages to achieve nuclear power capabilities?

[Zach]

Not much but I have been hearing alot about it from my moms Christian DVD's talking about this is the end of the world and soon all the christians are going to be taken by god to heaven. Stuff about Israel. I dont really know.

What is your opinion on Christianity?

[Junket]

My opinion on Christianity various as much as the people who practice it.

My least favorite part of the holiday season is the lack of persons to share it with.

Should I quit my AmeriCorps position?

It's turned into a paper pushing job and in my opinion that's not going well, and I'm looking to other things.

[TDurden]

Not offended, just annoyed.

Have you ever wanted to hit a mall Santa?