I enjoyed meeting this crazy chick at a party last night. Told me within a couple of minutes of meeting her that her boyfriend had just bought her fake boobs. Then she let me feel them.
She wanted a night out on the town, and she wanted me to come with her. I told her I couldn't afford it. She said she'd pay for me. And she did, cover charges, cabs, drinks, the lot. We had a wild night. Got home at 6am this morning.
I didn't kiss her or anything, on account of the boyfriend. But at random times during the night she would open her coat and push out her breasts for me to feel. It was great. They felt very real.
Boyfriend called her at 5.30am wanting to know where the **** she was. That's what happens when you buy your girl fake boobs buddy, she wants to show them off!