Interview the person below you...

[King Zarathu]

was your gf really ready?

No. It didn't matter to me.

Zach:
When I go to sleep. I don't get enough, and I really love the sleep that I do manage to get.


Are you a finger typer?

[anachronistic]

as in type with 1 finger at a time? no.

as in both hands on the keyboard on the asdfjkl; positions? yes.

if all the water in the world magically dissappeared from everything everywhere, would you drink your own piss or die of thirst?

[Zach]

You wouldn't be able to drink your own piss to survive. Eventually it will run out of all nutritional value and you will die. There would be no stopping it. Everyone and thing would die. Life cannot exist without water.

OMFG or STFU?

[TDurden]

Really?? Why would you be annoyed? I thought that card was simply being overplayed by the religious right.

I have never wanted to hit a mall Santa, but I might want to if he let my 13 year old daughter sit on his lap.

The happy holidays thing bothers me because it just seems like one more facet of our culture that's becoming overly sensitive and pc.

Shut the **** up is more fun, but no acronyms.

Do you find that most movie and music reviewers are full of shit?

[King Zarathu]

You wouldn't be able to drink your own piss to survive. Eventually it will run out of all nutritional value and you will die. There would be no stopping it. Everyone and thing would die. Life cannot exist without water.

OMFG or STFU?

Neither, because they're both abbreviations and they're both ****ing stupid. However, if I had to choose one, it would be "STFU." It's aggressive and I enjoy verbally raping people.

Rock or techno?

[Junket]

Do men feel threatened by feminism, and if so, why?

As a representative of all mankind, I would say no men are not threatened by feminism, because feminism is dumB, like communism.

Corn on the cob?

Or off the cob?

If at all?

[Zach]

On the cob. Its just better. All there is to it.

If you were in a concentration camp and had one piece of bread left to eat and another person beside you was starving like you - would you give it to him or keep it to yourself even though you know you are both going to die anyways?

[Junket]

On the cob. Its just better. All there is to it.

If you were in a concentration camp and had one piece of bread left to eat and another person beside you was starving like you - would you give it to him or keep it to yourself even though you know you are both going to die anyways?

Realistically?

I'd probably keep it to myself.

Animal instincts tend to take over.

But then again, he'd probably swipe it from me, greedy bastard, so I'd have to beat the shit out of his frail self.

Do you actually like Hershey's Milk Chocolate bars, as opposed to other (better) brands?

[anachronistic]

i like any milk chocolate candy bars as long as they have almonds or something crunchy embedded beneath their gooey chocolaty surface.

hershey squirts

why do black people like chicken so damn much?

[Gigabitch]

Same reason anybody else does. It's ****in' delicious. Duh.

Guys- would you ever date someone taller than you? Girls- anyone shorter?

[Junket]

i like any milk chocolate candy bars as long as they have almonds or something crunchy embedded beneath their gooey chocolaty surface.

hershey squirts

why do black people like chicken so damn much?

It's just southern culture.

Guys- would you ever date someone taller than you? Girls- anyone shorter?

No.

Of course not.

Unless of course if she was from Texas...

Why do we Philadelphians love our cheesesteaks so much?

[anachronistic]

i have no idea; why don't you tell?

meanest/nicest thing someone has ever done to you?

[TDurden]

i have no idea; why don't you tell?

meanest/nicest thing someone has ever done to you?

Back in senior year I hadn't planned on going to prom but then this girl who I really liked was going (she wasn't the sort of person I would've though was into that sort of thing) and I decided I wanted to go at the last minute. Problem was I didn't have a car and it was like 20 minutes away. I was talking to my friend and he went with me and helped sneak in without tickets. He didn't know many people there and mostly just sat and played wingman while I talked to the girl. He was probably bored out of his mind but he never complained and even waited while I waited with the girl to get her coat.

What's the meanest/nicest thing you've done for someone?

[anachronistic]

there have been many. the nicest thing i have ever done for someone was pull them out of the wrong crowd, became their best friend, showed them how to live, and took a knife to the chest for him.

my own brother.


ever played/sung a musical solo infront of 400 or more people?

[King Zarathu]

there have been many. the nicest thing i have ever done for someone was pull them out of the wrong crowd, became their best friend, showed them how to live, and took a knife to the chest for him.

my own brother.


ever played/sung a musical solo infront of 400 or more people?

No, but I've beaten the shit out of 400 or more people...at the same time.

Ever kick somebody in the face?