Interview the person below you...

[King Zarathu]

yes


best prank call you ever did?

I called this woman and told her that her daughter accused my son of being in the Taliban. The problem is, she had some shit where she could see through a caller ID block. She called back and had a "talk" with my mom.

Since then, I've learned to use a PBX...masks your number into whatever you want, like 911, for example.

[Mathias]

yes


best prank call you ever did?

Used TDD to call our friends while we were drunk.

Where did you lose your virginity?

[lovesjoyajm]

Since Zarathu didn't ask a question, I'm going to answer the question "Do you have siblings, and do you like them?"

I have two sisters. One of them is my twin sister and one is older by 2 years and just got married. I adore both my sisters and my new brother-in-law.

Moogle - is "a-town" allentown? I remember someone posting about some porn star from Allentown.

Whose family would you most like to marry into? (Ie, assuming the guy/girl is your dream match, who would you like for in-laws?)

[King Zarathu]

Since Zarathu didn't ask a question, I'm going to answer the question "Do you have siblings, and do you like them?"

I have two sisters. One of them is my twin sister and one is older by 2 years and just got married. I adore both my sisters and my new brother-in-law.

Moogle - is "a-town" allentown? I remember someone posting about some porn star from Allentown.

Whose family would you most like to marry into? (Ie, assuming the guy/girl is your dream match, who would you like for in-laws?)

Mathias asked a question, asshole.

What the hell kind of a question is that?

Acoustic or electric?

[lovesjoyajm]

Sorry, your majesty, it came up AFTER I had already posted. And also, I would totally marry my best friend's brother because not only do I adore him, then I would be part of her family.

Acoustic.

How do you like your eggs?

[King Zarathu]

It depends on my mood.

lovesjoyajm- Will you marry me and become Queen?

[lovesjoyajm]

Nah, I'm already queen of Foosball land. No need to become queen of Almost-Perfect-Grammar-Land as well....

How do I still have so much hair on my head when there's enough hair on my floor to feed 5 hair-eating armies?

[King Zarathu]

Nah, I'm already queen of Foosball land. No need to become queen of Almost-Perfect-Grammar-Land as well....

How do I still have so much hair on my head when there's enough hair on my floor to feed 5 hair-eating armies?

I could beat you at foosball, by the way. I wasn't going to marry you anyway.

You don't cut it.

Why doesn't lovesjoyajm cut her ****ing hair?

[anachronistic]

because that isn't what she chooses to do.

best lotion to wank with? no cheesy sex lubes.

[King Zarathu]

KY Jelly, of course.

Favorite position?

[anachronistic]

her on top

what's yours?

[King Zarathu]

Anything that involves me showing her that I dominate.

Lebanese food or Chinese food?

[There is a correct answer and an incorrect answer.

[anachronistic]

[There is a correct answer and an incorrect answer.

you forgot a parentheses.

i prefer lebanese food to chinese food.

have you ever shaved your armpits?

[Junket]

you forgot a parentheses.

i prefer lebanese food to chinese food.

have you ever shaved your armpits?

Trimmed only.

What kind of driver are you?

Aggressive? Defensive? Timid? Bad? Do you get road rage? Do you use your horn and when?

Go into detail.

[lovesjoyajm]

Yes. 5 minutes ago.

Edit: Damn you, Frasbee. I rarely use my horn unless someone is doing stupid that will result in an accident if I don't use it (eg, I have a green and he's not paying attention so he's about to hit me.) I'd say normal - not timid, not aggressive.

Does Zarathu keep talking about sex because he's obsessed with it, or is he e-hitting on me?