Women Bad at Sex?

[RoxyFoxy]

Aaron, are you gay?

And by girlfriend, do you mean your man buddy?

I'm only saying that because I read your quote and it's something someone gay would say.

In any case, women can't be bad in bed. Almost all women can last longer before we're finished, have no trouble making our partner come, have an easy time faking it and not having anyone ever notice, I swear I should go into acting.

So no, men are the only ones who need to work on sex, till then, all the rest of the lovely ladies will be waiting.

[Apache]

So no, men are the only ones who need to work on sex, till then, all the rest of the lovely ladies will be waiting.

Not all men need work....just the ones it seems you have been with.

And the faking part...lol. Unless you can make your eyes dialate and
contract yourself wildly, make your face blush a bright red, and start sweating profusley, I'd know you were faking.

But I do agree...women do not need to do a thing. The ladies that
do...stand out from the rest. And they end up with the guys that
don't need work. And life is then good

[GrkScorp]

Not all men need work....just the ones it seems you have been with.

And the faking part...lol. Unless you can make your eyes dialate and
contract yourself wildly, make your face blush a bright red, and start sweating profusley, I'd know you were faking.

But I do agree...women do not need to do a thing. The ladies that
do...stand out from the rest. And they end up with the guys that
don't need work. And life is then good

i'd like to add to that if i can Apache...

i'm not shur about the blushing and redness in the face... but everyone i've been with gets a yellowish white color the first 2-5 seconds after they climax and then they turn a LITTLE red-ish after...

ur usual giveaways... (unfakable)

rapid invoulentary contractions... (on the inner thighs)
dialation of the pupils
sweat from the pores
increase in body heat
female ejaculation (not all women ejaculate) it's a fact

also COULD be sings... (fakable)

faster breathing.. (i don't know y all guys fall for this)
the girly sounds.. (aahh!! OoOO!! oohh!!! mmm...) yeah.. dosn't work...
holding tightly.. (please... if you're at the point you're about to come.. u can't think of what comes after the letter A.. never mind thinking of holding someone tighter...)

as for faking it... send me a video and i'll send you an Oscar.. don't want an Oscar??? DON'T FAKE IT!!!!

P.S. I still want the video...

[shh!]

Omigod! All this scrutiny would make me feel like a lab experiment! Who knew you guys were looking so closely? AAAggggghh!!

[GrkScorp]

lol

hey.. Shh... lol

not all guys look closely at ANYTHING...

but there are some that do... and those guys make the guidelines for the rest to follow...

[Apache]

Omigod! All this scrutiny would make me feel like a lab experiment! Who knew you guys were looking so closely? AAAggggghh!!

Actually there is a purpose in looking so carefully. We're learning
what turns you on...inspite of what the man haters might think.

And we really know who the fakers are...lol.
But we fake you back...into thinking we think
it is real.

[shh!]

Such a suspicious fellow! Well, I, for one, NEVER fake it, and I never have. There is absolutely NO purpose. But if I slept with you, I might be tempted to pretend I faked it to see if you could tell...
:-D

[Apache]

Such a suspicious fellow! Well, I, for one, NEVER fake it, and I never have. There is absolutely NO purpose. But if I slept with you, I might be tempted to pretend I faked it to see if you could tell...
:-D

LOL.... But how could you fake it while feeling it for real?
Or would you pretend not to feel it....hehe

And I agree...there is no purpose in faking. It's kind of foolish
actually. It takes time at first to learn how each other's bodies
work. But even after being together for a long time, it takes
communication to enjoy each other...so the fakers are just hurting
themselves.

I always ask my woman if she's liking something at the moment, etc...
Usually I get a breathless answer...stop asking silly questions and
keep doing what you are doing...lol.

[Tone]

Wow... I wondered if you could go one post without bragging about yourself in some form and have yet to be proven wrong. O:)

[Apache]

Hmmm...

When you start seeing stuff like this...you've spent way too much time
online.

I do not brag, and I can be proven wrong. Just don't expect me to
give up easily...Who would do that?

Wonder no more....time to go into lurk mode for awhile.

Peace

[Tone]

Hey don't get too offended! I read your posts, I think you're a sincere guy - besides I'm sure I'm the only one who was gettin tired of hearing how much your girlfriend loves having sex with you, how good you are at pleasing women, and how every woman you've ever been with says you're the best and the biggest (:

Just ignore me!

[shh!]

Aww, c'mon guys! You will spoil our fun! Besides, isn't it much more interesting than the "how do I ask her out?" threads?

[whaywardj]

One of my girlfriends stopped having sex with me because I was "over abundant." So, I measured myself. Only somewhat over average, I found. We DID NOT remain friends. I believed she was using my so-called "over abundance" as an excuse to exit.

[misombra]

over abundant? what the hell does that mean?

[whaywardj]

Yeah. That's what I thought. She seemed to fully enjoy my "abundance" while we WERE having sex.