God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
Men are going to look anyway - might as well help them because at least then you'll be aware of when they do it.
I don't give a shit if he looks. I just don't want him elbowing me in the ribs and saying "Hey, check out the funbags on that one!"
I'm his girlfriend. Not his buddy.
Spammer Spanker