Racism Dialogue

[Lloyd95]

Q. What's an innuendo?
A. An Italian suppository.

Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Hey Jaye, that day job of yours? Yeah, don't quit it.

[jaye]

Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.

Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine?
A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
A: He was afraid of the other side.

Q: How does a racist pick his nose?
A: From the mail-order catalogue.

[jaye]

hahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahaah



want some of irish?

[jaye]

"So, have you figured what to buy the Missus for Christmas?" asked Brady.
"I, sure have, she decided it for me," answered Paddy. "She said she wanted something with diamonds in it, so I've bought her a pack of cards."

Paddy and Seamus landed themselves a job at the local sawmill. Just before morning tea Paddy yelped, "Seamus, I've lost me bleedin finger!!!"
"Have you now?" says Seamus, "And how did you do it?"
"Well, I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...God damn it, there goes another one!!!"


Two old drunks on their way home from the pub, were stumblin up the country road in near darkness, "Seamus, I think we've stumbled into the graveyard - look, I can see a stone here that says a man lived to 105!"

"Glory be Malarki, was it anybody we knew?"

"No, twas somebody named 'Miles from Dublin'"


How is it that we know Christ was Irish?
Well, he was 33, still lived at home with his Mother, whom he thought was still a virgin and she thought he was the son of God.


How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!!

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Cos they're always a little short


A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '65."
"This is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '65, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?," he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

[jaye]

for someone

for sameone

[jaye]

i am going to a bar
if anybody cares?
so long my friends

[shh!]

Somebody stop gay-Jaye, please.

[Tone]

Gaye, shut the **** up.

Signed,

-Management.

P.S.>> Don't tell jokes I already told. Assman.

[Junsui]

hehehe assman, it's true this time!

[Rosebud]

LOL, Where's Asip??? He'd get a kick out of that post with the picture!!!!!

LOL, ass man!!! LOL

[Asip4u]

lol..holy crap!

[Rosebud]

haha! Speak of the devil!!! That was creepy Asip!

[Asip4u]

haha! Speak of the devil!!! That was creepy Asip!

damn, Rosebud, i wasn't expecting that from gaye, i mean jaye...

[Rosebud]

LOL... That why I thought you'd appreciate that?? a little freaky!!

[artyemi]

it's kind of a known thing that cubans and puerto ricans don't like mexicans.

This is what I'm getting at. When you said this, I don't understand what Cuban would have against Mexicans. Cuba is a freakin island in the Atlantic, right?

And Puerto Rico is also in the Atlantic. Now, how often do Cubans/Puerto Ricans interact with all the people of Mexico?

Now, I can't make a general comment about Puerto Ricans either. I've only known two so far. One, my friend, the other this guy who's now a friend of my friend that I'm not friends with anymore. Anyway, the first thing he said when he met my boyfriend was also something condescending about Mexicans.

As far as I know, even people in Mexico have regional differences. Like say a person from Mexico City in reference to a person from Chihuahua and vice versa.

And since I only know three Mexicans, (two born in Chihuahua but grew up in New Mexico, one from Monterrey) and all three can't even explain why Puerto Ricans would have such a thing against Mexicans, I'm stumped.

So to be really precise, only one of those three are actually really from Mexico. He only came to the US for college and intend to go back. The other two are Mexicans by the origin of their family and ethnicity.

So you get into the problem of defining what a person is. I'm Asian, but I've never been to the place where I was born, born in the place my parents aren't even from, and grew up in a place far away from both places.

Edited to add this: never the mind the fact that a lot of the people whom i think are educated seem to frequently ask this question "New Mexico? Is that a part of the United States?"