Friday morning humor

[Converse]

Hmmph.


What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheel chair.

Or...

Question: What part of a vegetable don't you eat?

Answer: The wheel chair

[Lynx3]

Well all your jokes are racist so heres my racist joke

American, Mexican, And Russian standing on a bridge
Mexican takes out a joint and throws it off the bridge
Russian goes "Why'd you do that? That was perfectly good joint!"
The Mexican Replies "I got a lot of that where i come from"
So the russian takes out some vodka and throws it off the bridge
american goes "Why'd you do that? That was perfectly good vodka!"
Russian replies "I got a lot of that where i come from"
So the american searches his pockets and feels left out because he has nothing to throw off.
He picks up the mexican and throws him off the bridge so the russian goes
"Why'd you do that!?"
The american replies "I got a lot of that where i come from!"


Whats the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew the lightbulb

Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry

[Only-virgins]

Whats the difference between a bucket of shiet and a negro? ...the bucket.

How do you stop a negro from drowning? .......Take your foot off the back of his head.

What's a negros idea of foreplay? ..."Don't scream or I'll cut you, biatch."

What do you call 50 negros at the bottom of the ocean?...............A good start.

How was break dancing invented? .......Negros trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead negro in the road? ..............The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? ..........It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

[misombra]

why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? -cause everyone who can run, jump, and swim is here.

what did the mexican fireman name his two kids? -jose and hose b.

what do you call a mexican baptismal? - a bean dip.

have you ever heard of mexican judo? -judon't know if i have a gun and judon't know if i have a knife.

[Tone]

LOL I liked yours sombra!

DutchY.... DutchY DutchY DutchY... what are we gonna do with you.....

[alice]

DutchY.... DutchY DutchY DutchY... what are we gonna do with you.....

nothing. you go and have some lessons on humour, tone.

[Tone]

MOI???

HA!!!! If you HONESTLY think those jokes he told are funny, then WOW... I feel sorry for you Europeans..

They were so dry.. so predictable... so.. just... not funny! (I still love you though DutchY!)

[alice]

the dryness is exactly what makes a joke good.

[Tone]

Only if you have a dry sense of humor.

[alice]

well, yes, obviously.

[Tone]

....and that's not a good thing....

[Lloyd95]

A Woman's Prayer:

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[alice]

....and that's not a good thing....

rk would understand me. i miss him.

[Tone]

i miss him.

To that, I will agree...

[misombra]

i've noticed that most who have had a week ban never come back. sad.