That reminds me of a cell phone add in Europe.
The punch line was "Fast and Trendy".
The guy goes in the bar, and he sees a woman, they start talking, and by the time he's done, he gets her number and it stops and says, "Trendy, but not fast!"
Then, the same guy comes in again, and smiles at this girl. He then takes a huge club out and hits her over with it and then drags her out of the bar. It stops and says, "Fast, but not trendy!"
Then it goes and shows you a cell phone, and says, "Fast, AND Trendy!"
If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.