Mature Woman

[jurupa]

Hey, give me a break. My day sucked. I had a Jewish girl tell me she had a prejudice against Arabs today, and she kept talking about how pro-Israel she was. It was really awkward.

Welcome to the real world, its not very nice. Be happy your not part German.

[King Zarathu]

Welcome to the real world(1), it(2)s not very nice. Be happy you(3)r not part German.

(1) Incorrect punctuation. Use a semi-colon.
(2) *it's
(3) *you're

Keep working; you're getting better.

[jurupa]

(1) Incorrect punctuation. Use a semi-colon.
(2) *it's
(3) *you're

Keep working; you're getting better.

dude How many time's do i have to telL you i do a better job on essays i dont need tha heLp

[jurupa]

I refuse to believe that Germans receive a proportionally higher degree of ill-will than Arabs. In fact, I believe, without chance of dissuasion, that the converse is true.

Quiet frankly every race on this planet has done something horrid to its own people or to another race. To say one race is better than the other is stupid because of this.

[King Zarathu]

I can see why Zarathu loses patience with you.

So it's not just me!

[jurupa]

I can see why Zarathu loses patience with you.

lol

I am just having fun playing around really. I like to push peoples buttons and be a smart ass. That is just me.

[King Zarathu]

lol

OHHHHH SHIT!

He's busting out with the 1337 skillz w/ t3h womenz !!111111111

[jurupa]

OHHHHH SHIT!

He's busting out with the 1337 skillz w/ t3h womenz !!111111111

Aegis is a female? But I don't use "lol" to get girls, I may ask them if they have DSL tho. But I ask that one after I said hi and talk to them for a bit, as I don't want to get slapped right away.

[King Zarathu]

Cute. I don't ever ask them if they have dick-sucking lips, since that would be rude. They can't talk when my cock is already in their mouth.

Me: Hi.
Her: Hey!
Me: Er...why are you talking to me?
Her: Hmm?
Me: Have you met my penis yet? Apparently you haven't, because you're still talking to me. Let me introduce you.

And then it's done.

[jurupa]

Cute.

Ain't it.

I don't ever ask them if they have dick-sucking lips, since that would be rude. They can't talk when my cock is already in their mouth.

Me: Hi.
Her: Hey!
Me: Er...why are you talking to me?
Her: Hmm?
Me: Have you met my penis yet? Apparently you haven't, because you're still talking to me. Let me introduce you.

And then it's done.

Uh you recall what Giga said about blow jobs right?

[King Zarathu]

Somebody take away his posting privileges.

[jurupa]

Somebody take away his posting privileges.

It so fun to mess with you Z.

[Kiechi]

That wasn't me. Take it out on her.

Don't make me beat you up woman.

[Kiechi]

You wouldn't hurt me. You are a nice guy.

...and because you're pretty.

Wink wink nudge nudge.

[Kiechi]

Aww, you are sweet, but you wouldn't beat me up even if you thought I was ugly because you are a nice guy.

Oh God, I'm telling you I'm not a nice guy! I eat babies and masturbate to dirty thoughts of Cher. I'm very much bad.