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  1. 08-07-04, 03:33 AM #61
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    thanks. i think i will have to try that. you sure seem to get a bit excited when you mention baby oil. lol.
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    yeah, i know guys that definitely liked the lube during the handjob.

    the HJ is a cinch--its the BJ that makes me nervous, because i'm afraid i'll hurt him or do it wrong or something..
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    This apparently happened at Harvard University in October of last year.

    In a biology class, the Prof. was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"

    "That's correct", responded the Prof., going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Prof.'s reply was classic...

    Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

    just thought i'd throw this into the thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by mandawahoo
    the HJ is a cinch--its the BJ that makes me nervous, because i'm afraid i'll hurt him or do it wrong or something..
    BJ's are simple. There is only 3 things to it. Suck as hard as you can, move it in and out of your mouth, and never, EVER use teeth. Even the slightest rub of your teeth can be enough to hurt a guy (i know from experience)...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nendo
    This apparently happened at Harvard University in October of last year.

    In a biology class, the Prof. was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"

    "That's correct", responded the Prof., going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Prof.'s reply was classic...

    Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

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    1 thing to say about that: THAT IS ****ING BRILLIANT !!! I had tears I was laughing so hard ! omfg !!
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  6. 08-07-04, 07:32 AM #66
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    wow lol thats genius
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    Thats ****in funny lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyGalbreath
    never, EVER use teeth. Even the slightest rub of your teeth can be enough to hurt a guy (i know from experience)...
    what if it just accidently hits your teeth??? how do you prevent that?
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    very good question mandawahoo i was just about to ask the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mandawahoo
    what if it just accidently hits your teeth??? how do you prevent that?
    Very Carefully !!!! lmao - idk - i dont suck dick...
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    got another question...what are the thoughts on bj's with lube? is it a yes or a no and which feels better the bj with lube or handjob with lube?
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    wtf ?! I never heard of a BJ with lube - I honestly would prefer a BJ with no lube - and I am sure any woman would HATE the taste of lube in her mouth .... But thats just my opinion, I could be wrong...
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    Naw. You're not wrong. I would hate to have the taste of lube in my mouth. Argh. That's just bad.
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    Why would you even need lube for a BJ ? The girl's spit would be enough - it aint like she's got dry mouth desease or something... ...
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    unless you decided to use some of that flavored lube that you can eat
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