Pet Peeves

[lilwing89]

you know..im gonna continue some of my list...

when you jack off, cum, then 5 minutes later you have to take a piss..and it burns!

when people run over pets and animals, it breaks my heart.

when they play woodstock on tv for 3 days straight...it gets old you know.

when you wake up with morning wood..and you wanna jack off but how badly you wanna pee makes you not wanna jack off..so you go take a pee hoping you still have this really good hardon when your done...and you get flacid while your pissing..so your like DAMNIT! that woulda been a good one!

when my parents smoke..they know i hate the smell but they do it anyways..then when i look pissed off they have the nerve to ask me "whats wrong???" and i told them before and they know i hate it!

getting kicked in the nuts

when i lose interest in sex and porn and all that after a good wank.. i wish i could keep going!

when im playing diablo 2 and it crashes! i have the pirated verson and it has crashed a few times in the past..its not installed now however.

when i try to install "civilization call to power" and it tells me a file is missing but files arent missing..and it wont let me play!!!!!!

i hate it when there is a big party and all that..i never get invited to parties..

when the rents tell me to turn my music down when i can barely hear it myself!

stupid ****in bimbo girls nowadays..they all have cell phones and platinum blond hair and they all look the same and have no brain..

when people call me a poser just cause i wear vans but dont skate..EDIT: posers are people who say they are something that they are not..and i dont do that.

when people who SUCK at skating say "people shouldnt wear vans if they dont skate" yea they suck for skating anyways. and you suck! since when did these people get the right to tell people what to wear?? you dont tell a nerd who wears nikes that he cant wear those unless he plays basketball..what the hell?

when people say "you suck at guitar!" and theyve never heard me play.(only 1 person!)

when people talk to the tv...when im trying to watch it

when people wanna buy a gun because they think it is cool

when my girl friends pull my leg hairs out(or try to) and tickle me and shit.

when people pace back and forth and expect me to get off for their own needy asses.

ill continue it later..

[Tone]

when people run over pets and animals, it breaks my heart.

Yeah

>:[

[Ellynn]

HEHE......lilwing....I used to pull my ex's leg hairs to piss him off....

I also hate it when people run over pets. I brake for all animals.....although one nite when it was late I ran over a skunk. That sucked.....cuz I could smell that nasty smell for miles......

[lilwing89]

yea..my ex pulls them for shits and giggles...i tell her to stop but she dont!!!!!! grr...

[Zekk_T_Strife]

Death To Portabella Mushrooms!!!!

[lilwing89]

lol i dont even know what those are but..

Death to portabella mushrooms!

[Zekk_T_Strife]

Huzzah, a following! Portabellas are those REALLY big brown fuzzy ones.

[Illusional]

i love portabella mushrooms. i eat those more than i eat chocolate.

raverboy

[misombra]

mmmmm i love portabrellas.

[cyborgguineapig]

...continued

When people use cell phones when hiking or camping

When your burning a CD and 99% of the way through it says "burn failed"

peope who smell bad while your waiting in a long line for something

large lifted vehicles blocking the movie screen at a drive in theatre- Becoming a new annoying dilemma

Hair products that claim they are dandruff free but arn't

People who take shots alone at a party and don't wait for everyone else to get their shot in hand

[shh!]

You still have drive-ins in San Diego?
Hmmm...

[Ellynn]

We used to have a drive-in here...but it closed two years ago and they built office buildings. What a waste. It was fun going to the movies and hiding in the trunk of my friends car and then getting in free..... Ahhh.....good old high school days.

[lilwing89]

you know they havent even invented the drive-in's here in south dakota yet...it's too uncivilized..

[Zekk_T_Strife]

I don't mean to say portabellas taste bad. I'm not a mushroom guy so I don't eat em anyway but I know plenty of folks who like em. I just think they're the most horrid things to handle when raw. Blegh.

[shh!]

you know they havent even invented the drive-in's here in south dakota yet...it's too uncivilized..

It's probably due to your winter weather...

I like portabella mushrooms.