alice, i'd love to chat with you, but the buccs are about to kick off soon....
.....and i have to go through my pre-game ritual (which i just though of last night)
it consists of smoking a cig on ONE LEG, followed by hoping to the couch, and for the first quarter, i cannot let the other let touch the floor...
......15 minutes before kick off, i havfe to rub baby oil on my left side of my body...
...if i spill any on the 'right' side by accident, i have to take a shower, smoke another cig on one leg, and do it all over!!!!!!!!!!
after the baby oil is on, i then have to put ALL my clothes back on (still keeping one foot off the ground)...
....and then, i watch the first quarter with that leg on the couch ---> anywhere but the ground.....
...after the frist quarter, i'm free to do whatever!!!!!
i don't know if this will work everytime ----> but if i don't try it, i'll NEVER KNOW!!!!
don't wish ME luck, wish the BUCCS luck ----> they might just need it today![]()





